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    Bobby Heenan Passes Away

    I loved that guy.
  2. Professur

    Hurricane Maria

    I think this is just a cry for attention from you southerners
  3. Professur

    When to give up on a car?

    I believe that's the core of the story of Fight Club.
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    When to give up on a car?

    Non-believer? Not so much as I don't believe in bigfoot or unicorns. The fact that I've never seen one doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I've personally never owned a car that I ran for more than 2 years on the same set of brakes (front brakes at least)... and i've owned a lot of cars over the...
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    When to give up on a car?

    Original plugs in an aluminium head ... good luck when they have to come out. Original brakes?
  6. Professur

    When to give up on a car?

    I get rid of cars when I can't safely jack them up to work on them anymore. But I stick to old cars with minimal gadgets to fail.
  7. Professur

    iPhone X

    All those poor people ... they've got iPhones, iPads, iMacs ... but no iQ
  8. Professur

    iPhone X

    I love love love it when their new technology demonstrations at these fairs fall flat on their faces ... literally in this case.
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    Picked up a new toy today...

    Do yourself a favour and get under the dash and look for water signs on the firewall. All those leaves cause water retention in the vent cavity and then you get water down the firewall, under the carpet and it chews through the floor from the inside. From underneath all looks fine .. until you...
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    Hurricane Irma

    Remember that if you don't get out ahead of Irma, you're not going to be able to get out ahead of Li'l Joey
  11. Professur

    Irma & snakes

    It'll be interesting to see what happens to all the pythons in the everglades with all this fresh water pouring in to deepen the swamps.
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    Hurricane Irma

    Damn Just thinking .. laws of thermodynamics. These storms are powered by heat, and earth's rotation. There's a ****load of energy being pumped out of the ocean into these storms. That energy is being spent moving masses of air, and some will be expended moving masses of water, and a not...
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    Hurricane Irma

    Remember to tip well
  14. Professur

    Hurricane Irma

    Smart man.
  15. Professur

    Hurricane Irma

    Bitch got fat
  16. Professur

    Hurricane Irma

    Just too bad we can't tap and store all this energy.
  17. Professur

    Hurricane Irma

    If it's any consolation to anyone ... we're in a boil water advisory until Friday for an E-coli detection at the local water plant.
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    Hurricane Irma

    I know ... just couldn't let the opportunity for a little humour in a terminally dark thread pass.
  19. Professur

    Hurricane Irma

    You're sorry he won't be stuck in the middle of a Cat 3 hurricane? M'kay
  20. Professur

    The Royal Horn Dog

    The Spare is getting further and further from the throne, and I suspect he likes it that way.
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