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This man is the most talented driver in the Cup series. Kyle Larson is old news and nobody cares anymore. Kyle Busch is washed up. Kevin Harvick, Jimmie Johnson, Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon have all retired. I told everybody that JGR was going to regret losing Kyle Busch. It turns out Kyle...

I was wrong. A+

B+.

For the last 24 hours I’ve been in a state of shock and dismay. The woman I had over last night left in a huff at 5:30 am. She told me “Something about you is different. Call me when you figure it out.” I’ll tell you what’s different. If I’d had the opportunity…. I’d be a NASCAR Cup Series...

Austin Dillon literally didn’t even do a single thing to him. He may have wrecked the 22 AND the 11 but he didn’t touch the 45. Absolutely classless move by Tyler Reddick. He had nothing to do with the battle for the win and therefore had no right to be upset. Think of the hour that somebody on...

I actually had this discussion with my hostess tonight. On a character spectrum I am the definition of True Neutral. I do not believe in good or bad. I only believe in The Book of WhiningSmoke.

He drives the 3 car 🤷🏽‍♂️

Tyler Reddick could’ve won this race though. All he needed to do was be 1/10th of a second faster during overtime than he actually was. Tonight the B+ Driver got schooled by the solid C driver. C’s make Degrees baby…. That motto got me through college. Smh.

Think about this. He’s had a miserable season. 32nd in the standings. But at Richmond, he drove hard and did all the right things for 400 laps. Then the NASCAR algorithm kicked in. Stenhouse wrecked a guy to take the win away from the underdog and hand the win to one of the...

No She’s been hanging out with me at the Hard Rock in a tight black dress though She won me 13 hands in a row in blackjack too And gives a great massage Most men would probably have to pay but believe it or not WhiningSmoke is handsome in person 😎

I’m in Miami right now and have spent the last 2 days with a Cuban exotic dancer I may regret this series of decisions in 3 months but as of now I’m just satiated 😎

Tyler Reddick finished 2nd to an A+ driver once again. How many times have I said this? He’s not a generational talent and he will never win a title in the Cup series. His biggest accolade as of now is getting the pole at Indy and finishing 2nd to Kyle Larson AGAIN.

I promised @StandOnIt that this post was going to happen a year ago… and the time has come. Corey Lajoie is the only driver that races full-time in the Cup Series who’s never won a race, a championship, or appeared in the Final 4 in the top 3 series of the sport. Last week he dumped Kyle Busch...

She asks me to come see her all the time Little does she know I lost all my money in a leveraged crypto trade

I was too busy watching women dance in the infield to post here

Revman, my friend! Are you in with a bad crowd? Do you need help? You’re appreciating a man who does nothing but choke away victories, wreck other people and pretends to apologize so he doesn’t get beat up, and ultimately has underperformed throughout his career despite being hyped up as a...

Good things happen to good people. Last night, I was bartending at my job when two Latina college students celebrating from the West Coast invited me to come to their hotel room after I ended my shift….. to celebrate graduation of course. You can all speculate about the transpirings of that...

Typical unforced error by the B+ driver

Forgive me for my absence everybody, as I’ve just been released from prison on bail for committing marriage fraud. But to be fair, I was under the impression that fraud was legal. In November, live on NBC, I witnessed Ryan Blaney win a Cup Title. Dude was tied for 3rd most wins, had the 5th...

I woke up next to a 37 year old travel nurse today. While she brought me macaroni and cheese in bed, I couldn’t help but inform her that Tyler Reddick committed a massive amount of fraudulent activities to advance to the Round of 8. She asked me who Reddick was, before moving onto how dumb her...