2015 NASCAR Season - Social Predictions?

ladyspartan16

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So I was browsing the Bold Predictions thread for this season (a lot of fun, you all should go check it out) and I was thinking that we should a do Social Predictions Thread?

It seems like it will be fun to see what happens off the track to the guys (and girl) :).

I'm gonna start with three.

1. Junior is going to pop the question to Amy Reimann.
2. Tony is finally going to find someone that can put up with him, his racing schedule, and his pet pig.
3. Mr. and Mrs. Logano announce the arrival of Baby Logano.
 
Danica marries Ricky at end of season.

I'm assuming her dress is gonna look something like this... except with different sponsors///
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Can we count on Tony for the drunk toast?
 
Brian Williams will be reassigned to Nascars NBC team.

Brian is uniquely qualified with an extensive racing background.
He started out working in Smokey Yunicks shop. He was there the day Fireball died.

Then later on he was instrumental in helping Smokey design the 7/8ths car.
The following disagreements with Nascar were painful so Brian just pursued other opportunities away from racing.

But Smokey is gone and the best damn garage has burnt dowm.
Brian is probably the last living person to have seen it all, and to be able to honestly bring us those previously unknown stories.

NBC racing will proudly become the NWBS network. The Nomore Waltrip bull**** network.
 
Kyle will voluntarily miss his first cup event for the birth of his child.

Seriously a decent thing to do.
 
Jeff Gordon will give one final post race interview at Homestead, praise Gawd the illuminati no longer will own and control him.



Free at last.
 
Clint Bowyer will fart on National TV (loud enough for an Audio Fartcast) as he is apologizing for getting his child to repeatedly pull his finger with the sound effects during a previous national TV interview.
 
Kyle will voluntarily miss his first cup event for the birth of his child.

Seriously a decent thing to do.



He missed one at Texas so it will be his second, although his first wasnt for having a baby, it was for running over one
 
He missed one at Texas so it will be his second, although his first wasnt for having a baby, it was for running over one

Lol not in sync with you, but funny.
 
Kevin Harvick and Brad Keselowski will star in a new buddy cop series called "Happy and The Gums". In each episode, Happy will comically shove his partner into dangerous situations, hilarity will ensue.
 
1) Kasey Kahne finds a lady.

2) Jeremy Clements says something offensive and no one cares/cares but doesn't really remember who Jeremy Clements is.
 
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