2015 NASCAR Season - Social Predictions?

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@Greg , you're killing me. When I read the Brian Williams post, I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Good stuff.
 
Greg said:
Brian Williams will be reassigned to Nascars NBC team.

Brian is uniquely qualified with an extensive racing background.
He started out working in Smokey Yunicks shop. He was there the day Fireball died.

Then later on he was instrumental in helping Smokey design the 7/8ths car.
The following disagreements with Nascar were painful so Brian just pursued other opportunities away from racing.

But Smokey is gone and the best damn garage has burnt dowm.
Brian is probably the last living person to have seen it all, and to be able to honestly bring us those previously unknown stories.

NBC racing will proudly become the NWBS network. The Nomore Waltrip bull**** network.
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I heard that Brian Williams is being picked up by CBS. Because when he reports, you see BS.
 
I was just going to say NASCAR would lose another Miss Sprint Cup...but it looks like Kim Coon left for MRN a few weeks ago. So I'll say NASCAR hires another hot blonde to be the third Miss Sprint Cup.
 
Mike Helton, Humpy Wheeler and Bill Broderick(There's a blast from the past) will take over NASCAR in a stunning midnight raid resulting in Brian France being forced to take job as a night janitor at Rockingham Raceway. Corporate names will be removed from all races and replaced with there old names such as the Southern 500 and the World 600. Darlington will get its second race back. Country music stars will be replace the current crop of so called rockers. Cars will be required to look like the cars that are run on the street. Crew chiefs will be required to massage the gray areas in the rule book. Old timer fans will flock back to the tracks in hoards.
 
During a panel interview one Sprint Cup Driver is asked does he put any sentimental notes etc on the dash of his race car.
The driver shares a touching story about he keeps the photo of a terminally ill fan attached by the gauges and within eyesight at all times.

Then Brad K is asked the same question. Brad responds by proudly telling everyone he keeps a picture of his self next to the gauges.
 
be9ak7ts16 said:
Mike Helton, Humpy Wheeler and Bill Broderick(There's a blast from the past) will take over NASCAR in a stunning midnight raid resulting in Brian France being forced to take job as a night janitor at Rockingham Raceway. Corporate names will be removed from all races and replaced with there old names such as the Southern 500 and the World 600. Darlington will get its second race back. Country music stars will be replace the current crop of so called rockers. Cars will be required to look like the cars that are run on the street. Crew chiefs will be required to massage the gray areas in the rule book. Old timer fans will flock back to the tracks in hoards.
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Bill Broderick said he has plenty of hats available and is ready to sign on.
 
A youtube video features Kyle Busch challanging a group of 12 years to a go cart race at the local fun park. Followed up by victory lane photos of Kyle attemping some go cart burn outs. The video also features a heated conversation of Kyle and the track owner. Kyle was angry over the karts inability to perform post race burn out celebrations.

The story went viral after some parents claimed Kyle had made bets with the 12 year old boys and took their lunch money after the win.
 
Kevin and Delana will get into a heated argument in the pits in front of everyone when he DEMANDS that Delana let him wear the pants in the family. He also asks her to quit calling him My Wife.
 
Greg said:
A youtube video features Kyle Busch challanging a group of 12 years to a go cart race at the local fun park. Followed up by victory lane photos of Kyle attemping some go cart burn outs. The video also features a heated conversation of Kyle and the track owner. Kyle was angry over the karts inability to perform post race burn out celebrations.

The story went viral after some parents claimed Kyle had made bets with the 12 year old boys and took their lunch money after the win.
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Just when it appeared that the public ridicule was calming down, Brian France calls a pres conference.

Brian France informs the public that Kyles go cart win will count. A significant event that puts Kyle one win closer to Richard Pettys 200 elusive win count.
 
Humpy Wheeler will come out of retirement to put on one last show at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Him and Evel Kneivel concocted a scheme where Kneivel will jump his walker over a pencil.
 
Holograms of Chris Economaki and Ken Squire will announce the Sprint All Star Race at Charlotte. People will turn off the sound and listen to MRN in droves.
 
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be9ak7ts16 said:
Holograms of Chris Economaki and Ken Squire will announce the Sprint All Star Race at Charlotte. People will turn off the sound and listen to MRN in droves.
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I don't know when Economaki and Squire were worth a damn but I never heard it. Also I have to add the master of understatement and repetition Dick Bergrenn
 
be9ak7ts16 said:
Holograms of Chris Economaki and Ken Squire will announce the Sprint All Star Race at Charlotte. People will turn off the sound and listen to MRN in droves.
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Aside from the Earnhardt mancrush, I always liked Ken Squier. Economaki really wasn't a big enough part of the CBS broadcasts for me to like or dislike him.
 
Larry McReynolds' voice will accidentally make it into a "Crank It Up" segment, shattering TV screens across the country and resulting in a class action lawsuit against Fox.
 
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