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2015 NASCAR Season - Social Predictions?
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you be flirtin' be9!
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Oh shush, she's younger than my youngest daughter.
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Kurt discovers his best fan, Lisa and invites her to move down to the river to live in his van.
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Just remember to use protection.........
....A catchers max, helment and chest protector should be sufficient.
Sorry that is bad; just to much for a hick like me to pass up.
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That is bad.
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Bad but funny as all get out.
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So I was browsing the Bold Predictions thread for this season (a lot of fun, you all should go check it out) and I was thinking that we should a do Social Predictions Thread?
It seems like it will be fun to see what happens off the track to the guys (and girl).
I'm gonna start with three.
1. Junior is going to pop the question to Amy Reimann.
2. Tony is finally going to find someone that can put up with him, his racing schedule, and his pet pig.
3. Mr. and Mrs. Logano announce the arrival of Baby Logano.
I quit drinking a really long time ago........suddenly.........
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In an effort to match NBC sports assigning Brian Williams to cover NASCAR , Fox sports has assigned Bill O'Reilly to cover NASCAR for them.
Bill has an extensive background in F1 and has covered the series on every continent but France, according to his sixth autobiography Bill doesn't recognize the nation of French and refuses to report from there. Eventually he pressured Bernie into dropping the French GP altogether.
But Bill has a wealth of international knowledge and accomplishments. Bill discovered Juan Manual Fangio while reporting in Argentina. According to Bill, Juan was working in a Brazilian wax boutique to pay for his weekend racing well past his past 30th birthday. Bill contacted Alfa Romeo and told Alfa himself that Fangio was a diamond in the bushes just needing the opportunity. Later on he hooked Fangio up with Enzo Ferrari and told Zo Ferrari himself, that he was be a damn fool to miss out on the kids destiny, so he drove for him as well.
In the sixties Bills passionate writing compelled Jackie Stewart to take a stand for a better safety standards. Bill was a calm and a understated type prior to the tragedies. But Bill was there when James Clark, Jochen Rindt and many others was lost. Bill was heartbroken when Nicki Lauda was so injured so badly.
Now Bill is headed to Fox sports with lots of pithy, claiming "it is a hell of a lot better then the prissy French Indy tinker bell type stuff".
However Bill is disgusted over the Talibanish Miss Sprint Cup Attire. Bill sez even when he was in hot pursuit of Bin Laden that he noticed how tarty Osamas women dressed in comparison to the Sprint cup queens suit of armor. He went on to say that even his stern faced hired spank Nun that dresses in the Nun outfit is more proactive .
Bill has an extensive background in F1 and has covered the series on every continent but France, according to his sixth autobiography Bill doesn't recognize the nation of French and refuses to report from there. Eventually he pressured Bernie into dropping the French GP altogether.
But Bill has a wealth of international knowledge and accomplishments. Bill discovered Juan Manual Fangio while reporting in Argentina. According to Bill, Juan was working in a Brazilian wax boutique to pay for his weekend racing well past his past 30th birthday. Bill contacted Alfa Romeo and told Alfa himself that Fangio was a diamond in the bushes just needing the opportunity. Later on he hooked Fangio up with Enzo Ferrari and told Zo Ferrari himself, that he was be a damn fool to miss out on the kids destiny, so he drove for him as well.
In the sixties Bills passionate writing compelled Jackie Stewart to take a stand for a better safety standards. Bill was a calm and a understated type prior to the tragedies. But Bill was there when James Clark, Jochen Rindt and many others was lost. Bill was heartbroken when Nicki Lauda was so injured so badly.
Now Bill is headed to Fox sports with lots of pithy, claiming "it is a hell of a lot better then the prissy French Indy tinker bell type stuff".
However Bill is disgusted over the Talibanish Miss Sprint Cup Attire. Bill sez even when he was in hot pursuit of Bin Laden that he noticed how tarty Osamas women dressed in comparison to the Sprint cup queens suit of armor. He went on to say that even his stern faced hired spank Nun that dresses in the Nun outfit is more proactive .
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Bill O'Rielly and Brian Williams will duke it out in a special celebrity boxing match during a special break in the Allstar race. Winner will be permitted to wear a cape and hold a scepter during his race broadcast.