500 Race thread.

[racer8]

It was pre-empted by a Viagra commercial

You are ON today, good job.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

These races are all the same. Little action on restart, go single file and then massive crash at the end.

 

[Jeffrey00]

poor mike joy....he just wants some kind of action.

 

[Racer1930]

Adios Danica....haha..."Big Smoke!"

 

[VanFan69]

poor mike joy....he just wants some kind of action.

Just added him to my "hush" list.

 

[harkin]

Kenseth left front?

 

[Racer1930]

that's not speedy dry

 

[Zerkfitting]

how many laps to a tank of gas?

 

[Tennessee Racing]

this might end Matt's chances.

 

[VaDirt]

Uh oh, not looking good for Kenseth

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Kenseth will make my third car with a problem.

 

[HoneyBadger]

And Matt Kenseth, the dominant car, on pit road.....

 

[Jeffrey00]

sticking with the theme of the day: "ding dong the witch is dead..." now for a couple more witches to get knocked out.

 

[Speed Racer]

wow a lead change under green.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Kenseth behind the wall. Go Martin!

 

[HoneyBadger]

Now Kyle Busch on pit road.....

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Two JGR cars blowing up.

 

[Jeffrey00]

sticking with the theme of the day: "ding dong the witch is dead..." now for a couple more witches to get knocked out.

one more witch please...hehehehehehe

 

[Blaze]

and this is why you never call a race before it's over, something going on with these Gibbs cars?

 

[Speed Racer]

another JGR done bye Kyle

 

[Racer1930]

That's not speedy dry either

 

[VaDirt]

2 minutes, two JGR cars.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Dammit, I wondered about those JGR engines all through the off season. He shoulda stayed at Roush.

 

[Zerkfitting]

so Hamlin will be done by the end of the commercial?

 

[racer8]

And to think 5 minutes ago I was gonna post how strong the JGR cars are (were) today.

 

[Speed Racer]

Dammit, I wondered about those JGR engines all through the off season. He shoulda stayed at Roush.

TRD engines for JGR

 

[HoneyBadger]

Kyle's interview is gonna be classic.

 

[BobbyFord]

Both of my guys are out

 

[Gkunk79]

Kyle's interview is gonna be classic.

I thought they learned a few seasons ago not to put a live mic in front of that guys face!

 

[Jeffrey00]

Kyle's interview is gonna be classic.

what interview?

 

[Zerkfitting]

Kyle's interview is gonna be classic.

He has learned not to talk when he is mad

 

[Gkunk79]

what interview?

yeah what he said

 

[HoneyBadger]

what interview?

At this point, the one he'll decline. If he has a brain.

 

[robbybee]

Matt's engine did not seem to be his problem.
Pee Wee's engine was the problem for him.

 

[VanFan69]

what interview?

Kyle ran off looking for his chin...

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Kyle ran off looking for his chin...

That shouldn't be too much trouble to find; it's dragging the ground in front of him.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Holy Commercials, Batman!

 

[Whiskyb]

Kyle ran off looking for his chin...

Now thats funny

 

[Gkunk79]

I think fox thought the 500 meant thats how many comercials they had to play!

 

[Bernard Kosar]

I was hoping Danica and her little boyfriend would be 1-2 going into the last few, but it looks like they might be 23-24 fighting for the least ambiguity.