Cable cutters, rejoice

[Greg]

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Me, I'm up for the Three Rivers Waiter / Waitress Competition and the Microsoft Excel World Championship Finals (whatever the Hell that turns out to be).

Needs a "Who Secretly
Farted World Series" to be taken seriously.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Needs a "Who Secretly
Farted World Series" to be taken seriously.

If that's not held in elevators, there's something wrong with organized sports.

 

[Greg]

If that's not held in elevators, there's something wrong with organized sports.

It can be done with sealed airtight glass elevators to show the cussing nauseated fainting innocent people (but it all needs to be classy, real people, no acting or theatrics).

Production team needs to focus on providing good audio to amplify the almost silent artwork, and all of the expressions of disgust among the innocent bystanders.

Jeff Burton could do the "slide job" play by play commentary.
Adding in some Japanese sports announcers would be great as well.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

It can be done with sealed airtight glass elevators to show the cussing nauseated fainting innocent people (but it all needs to be classy, real people, no acting or theatrics).

Production team needs to focus on providing good audio to amplify the almost silent artwork, and all of the expressions of disgust among the innocent bystanders.

Jeff Burton could do the "slide job" play by play commentary.
Adding in some Japanese sports announcers would be great as well.

Needs some metrics and stats. Maybe chemical ANALysis of emissions to include number of different elements and compounds, estimated speed and air mass, audio volume, duration; you know, stuff people can get prop bets on.

 

[Greg]

Needs some metrics and stats. Maybe chemical ANALysis of emissions to include number of different elements and compounds, estimated speed and air mass, audio volume, duration; you know, stuff people can get prop bets on.

Great stuff they could also do some ESPN 'Dirty for Thirty' documentaries. To profile the SuperFarters and personal sacrifices they have made to pursue the dream.