Cup Race Thread - Talladega

[Racer1930]

NASCAR now going to give out penalties...Haha.

NASCAR to the Drivers: The beatings will conitue until morale improves!

 

[FenderBumper]

We restricted the engines so now let's restrict the radiator capacity, let's restrict the grille opening, let's restrict the pressure and maybe we should restrict communication between drivers, too. Let's see, what can we restrict next?

Well, NA$$CAR, you have restricted RACING already so it doesn't really matter much...

Like I said...http://racing-forums.com/threads/a-warm-day-in-february.40465/

OK, on a warm day in May. NASCAR tried to kill the tandem, and now guys can't even pack race without blowing up. Retards are running the show.

 

[#17D500winner]

I see the 18 lurking around just minding his own business. He may have something for the end.

 

[Racer1930]

Like I said...http://racing-forums.com/threads/a-warm-day-in-february.40465/

OK, on a warm day in May. NASCAR tried to kill the tandem, and now guys can't even pack race without blowing up. Retards are running the show.

Looks like you got it right

 

[FenderBumper]

And DPK questioned my wisdom..tsk tsk.

I may need to thank you. I switched out blaney and Truex too.

 

[HoneyBadger]

WOW! That would've been bad if Dinger did blow up.

 

[kkfan91]

They moved the wall from Daytona to Talladega?

Track location smart alec

 

[Racer1930]

How does fuel vaporize in a closed system?

 

[Matthew2470]

And Carl solidifies his position as NASCAR's biggest idiot.

 

[HoneyBadger]

And Carl solidifies his position as NASCAR's biggest idiot.

Yep. Had nothing to do with fuel. Had to do with Aric Almirola proving to be the worst driver in the field driving on the apron then driving back up on the track.

 

[HoneyBadger]

And the one bonus point for most laps led goes to Commercials.

 

[Racer1930]

OMG where's my cat? I hope it didn't vaporize (hot here in Atlanta today)

 

[HoneyBadger]

Seriously, what happened to Side By Side?

 

[VaDirt]

Yep. Had nothing to do with fuel. Had to do with Aric Almirola proving to be the worst driver in the field driving on the apron then driving back up on the track.

Not what it looked like to me. Looked like he probably did run out, wen to the apron, and because he slowed down he got clipped by Blaney, which in turn sent him back up the track.

 

[Matthew2470]

I'm so pissy right now that I'm actually hoping for lots of wrecks and blown engines.

I'd better log off before I start being a bigger jackass than usual.

 

[FenderBumper]

How does fuel vaporize in a closed system?

As if fumes in a fuel tank are something new. WTF are they talking about?

 

[#17D500winner]

Tell us not to touch that dial and then go to commercial

 

[VaDirt]

That diet dew commercial is pretty funny

 

[Tennessee Racing]

The Geico Gecko better hang on tight.

 

[Racer1930]

As if fumes in a fuel tank are something new. WTF are they talking about?

Seriously - I was just asking - I know there are fumes but can that actually reduce the amount in the tank much?

 

[HoneyBadger]

@jeff_gluck
Kevin Harvick says he spotted a "big chunk of metal" on the track. He's in lucky dog position though. Will he get a caution?

 

[Joniki]

I'm so pissy right now that I'm actually hoping for lots of wrecks and blown engines.

I'd better log off before I start being a bigger jackass than usual.

You have some pretty stiff competition on here right now.

 

[HoneyBadger]

You have some pretty stiff competition on here right now.

Thank you, thank you very much.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I have now officially memorized the lines to ALL the commercials played during today's race.

 

[racer8]

At least the Aarons commercials are funny.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Can anyone beat the 17 or 11?

 

[Racer1930]

14 laps to the first green-white-checker

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Why is Tony going below the yellow line?

 

[VaDirt]

Wtf is Stewart doing at speed down on the apron?

 

[#17D500winner]

There it is! Harvick will tear thru the field now.

 

[HoneyBadger]

The Geico Gecko better hang on tight.

Gecko just took a ride.

 

[HoneyBadger]

There it is! Harvick will tear thru the field now.

Was Burton lapped before the prior scoring loop though? If not, Harv's crew managed to complete the screw job once again.

 

[Racer1930]

Trevor might be O.K....relatively speaking

 

[Tennessee Racing]

It took them 4 replays to see he had a flat.

 

[HoneyBadger]

It took them 4 replays to see he had a flat.

I saw it on the first replay. DW is blind.

 

[#17D500winner]

It took them 4 replays to see he had a flat.

LOL. It did.

 

[HoneyBadger]

YES! HARVICK FREE PASS! Thank you Casey Mears.

 

[Racer1930]

Lifting the hood on Tony

 

[HoneyBadger]

From FenderBumper's girlfriend:

@JennaFryer
Hood up on the 14

 

[Katt50]

How the heck does that fool Casey Mears gets a sponsor?