Cup "rainy" RACE thread --- COTA

[Nitro Dude]

Would mudflaps keep the spray down?

It does on the haulers.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Only if they have chrome silhouettes of nude women on them.

This is a slice of pure Americana.

 

[Magicmiler]

This is a slice of pure Americana.

" Thats a big 'ol 10-4 on that , Good Buddy"

 

[acmerocket]

Only if they have chrome silhouettes of nude women on them.

true story,i once saw them with nude dudes on them.cant un see that.

 

[aunty dive]

I like the Yosemite Sam flaps.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

I like the Yosemite Sam flaps.

So we compromise: "Back off" Yosemite Sam on left, nude silhouettes on right. Problem solved. Now where's my Nobel Prize?

 

[aunty dive]

I have alerted the Selection Committee.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

*wrings hands* YES! An aunty endorsement goes a LONG ways...

 

[aunty dive]

I think I can get the North Koreans to write a supporting letter on your behalf.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

I've nailed down the Teamsters and am working on Warner Bros.

 

[jaqua19]

*wrings hands* YES! An aunty endorsement goes a LONG ways...

If you walk, you're gonna get there, but it'll take a little longer. If you seem em in the distance, you will *wring your hands* and moan.


Can anyone call the song and group?

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[DanicaFreak]

For @Revman

We need these stickers on the cars.

 

[Nitro Dude]

I've nailed down the Teamsters and am working on Warner Bros.

I can meet you at WB in about 30 minutes and we can have an after lunch lunch and talk NASCAR. Never mind it is after 2.30 the traffic going through LA will be a nightmare and the 101 will be even worse.

 

[StandOnIt]

 

[Zerkfitting]

I noticed Bowyer made a suggestion to use the Titans on the straight. I don't know if they were listening but they did that shortly after that. It was a new type of situation but NASCAR showed they can adjust to the situation.

 

[Old Kid]

I noticed Bowyer made a suggestion to use the Titans on the straight. I don't know if they were listening but they did that shortly after that. It was a new type of situation but NASCAR showed they can adjust to the situation.

And someone in the race thread laughed at Clint for saying that. Then the Titans came out and it worked.

 

[StandOnIt]

And we had whiners complaining when they went to single file restarts, but the fact is without a path to follow with less water on the track , it was treacherous on restarts becaus of standing water everywhere. Nascar kept the race going in a downpour but couldn't handle a tsunami

 

[BobbyFord]

Scott Miller explains NASCAR's decision to call the COTA race early – Jayski's NASCAR Silly Season Site

www.jayski.com

 

[StandOnIt]

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Who’s that old guy with Chase?

 

[Nitro Dude]

Who’s that old guy with Chase?

That's his driving instructor.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

That's his driving instructor.

That makes sense. I thought he was just being nice to his RV driver.

 

[SlicedBread22]

and if ya believe that, the 22 didn't have a fuel problem and had better tires. but nah they should have waited longer.

At first that was part of my issue with it but I never had an issue with Chase.. just NASCAR

 

[RayinTX]

Who’s that old guy with Chase?

his spotter

 

[StandOnIt]

true story,i once saw them with nude dudes on them.cant un see that.

California truck ?

 

[Magicmiler]

true story,i once saw them with nude dudes on them.cant un see that.

California truck ?

In San Francisco.
Parked behind the "Manhole" club...

 

[acmerocket]

In San Francisco.
Parked behind the "Manhole" club...

in ca headed that way

 

[Charlie Spencer]

In San Francisco.
Parked behind the "Manhole" club...

Do we want to know why you were back there?

 

[StandOnIt]

That probably goes into the don't ask don't tell category

 

[Magicmiler]

Do we want to know why you were back there?

Trying to return your wallet...

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Trying to return your wallet...

I wondered who had his hand in my back pocket…

 

[StandOnIt]

I wondered who had his hand in my back pocket…

That's not what I heard

 

[Charlie Spencer]

That's not what I heard

It's okay to play Pocket Pool, as long as it's not an 'away game'.

 

[aunty dive]

 

[StandOnIt]

 

[StandOnIt]

 

[Mike Crayne]

It's okay to play Pocket Pool, as long as it's not an 'away game'.

Little Jimmy Dickens use to tell a story about asking his wife for something to play with for Christmas.........She bought him a new suit and cut the pockets out.

 

[Greg]

Only if they have chrome silhouettes of nude women on them.

Curb feelers to keep them on track would fixed it.

 

[MRM]

I meant to post this several days ago. I am no fan of racing in the rain. It's okay for sports cars, Indy cars, F1 cars because they have tons of downforce and wider tires. Trying to race in the rain on an oval is an even dumber idea.

 

[aunty dive]

Mudflaps will solve all these problems.

Also a valve to regulate the amount of rain falling.