Dover RACE thread --- Rd. 1

[BobbyFord]

Woo Hoo!!!!!!!

 

[Reck]

It will be a cold day in hell before this race goes all the way to the checkers without a phony caution..

 

[racer8]

There it is.

 

[Joniki]

Thank you baby Jesus!!!!

 

[Jeffrey00]

Nice! Tony can put with the rest of them.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

NASCAR has balls. who knew

 

[DSquad48]

Debris cautions are BS until you want one

 

[slash14]

omg come on 14 pit crew need a clutch stop!!!!

 

[ToyYoda]

Invisibris time.

 

[DUN24]

Lolololol. No credibility.

 

[pudge]

Why does DW have such a hard on for BK lol

cause harvick's not on the lead lap

 

[slash14]

nice 12.3!

 

[Jeffrey00]

Sweet pit tony

 

[BobbyFord]

Cautions that improve the entertainment factor for the fan are not BS cautions.

 

[KahneFan]

Hotdog wrapper may have saved this race

 

[Spike]

That sucks, I think he was 8th in points coming in. Gonna hurt his wildcard chances if he doesn't get a win.

Just eyeballing it, looks like he will fall at least 6 spots, if not 8 or 9. He could go in today 8th in points and leave in 17th because of a bad engine. And that just sucks.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Tony has nothing for the #48 but without this caution he was gonna finish about 20th.

 

[DanicaFreak]

Yellow laundry in the air!

 

[Jeffrey00]

Sucks for the 2

 

[ChexOrWrex]

With JJ taking 4, surprised only 1 went with 2. Go for wins dammit!

 

[Joniki]

This is going to get very ugly.

 

[Reck]

LOL Chad needed to take a ****t.

 

[ToyYoda]

Chad grabbin' a quick dump.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Debris cautions are BS until you want one

As nice as this caution was to see, I recognize this as a BS debris caution.

 

[DSquad48]

After all the JJ love for the past 8 years, dont even.

Sorry

 

[harkin]

Next stop - the Schmidt house

 

[Jeffrey00]

Tony has nothing for the #48 but without this caution he was gonna finish about 20th.

Yep hoping for a miracle win, but would love a top 5.

 

[DUN24]

Lmao at the camera zoom in on Knaus on his way to the porta John.

 

[KahneFan]

Chad must need some help while in the jon

 

[Reck]

Expecting gordon to drop like a rock.

 

[BobbyFord]

This is going to get very ugly.

...with any luck at all.

 

[racer8]

88 overshot his pit.

 

[DanicaFreak]

lol @ the commerical...danica and the unicorn pic

 

[Blaze]

I love the Coke commercials.

 

[Nitro Dude]

I can't believe what I'm seeing...tony stewart 3rd?...

Where is Ryan Blaney when you need him. Someone needs to lock Chad in the porta potty.

 

[BobbyFord]

Hopefully Ray Charles is still spotting for Bowyer (it'd be a damn shame if he took out the 48 )

 

[Tennessee Racing]

I was wondering where Chad was going. Must've had one too many hotdogs on the pit box.

 

[ISUFan22]

Anyone take the wave around?

 

[DUN24]

Expecting gordon to drop like a rock.

Back there with the riff raff in 6th. Wonderful.

 

[ToyYoda]

Chad just told Jimmie there are thi-IIRRTY six laps remaining.