Family friendly sponsors are killing NASCAR

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Charlie Spencer said:
Great idea. We all know there are hundreds of companies like those standing in line, begging to sponsor a race team. :rolleyes:

Dude, I guarantee you, the teams have already called 'testosterone' companies and anyone else they can reach. Apparently they're not willing to sign contracts, and Mars and the other 'estrogen' companies are.

If it bothers you so much, call the alcohol and manly products marketing departments and convince them they should sponsor a car. Maybe you can do better than the marketing people NASCAR and the teams pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to sell sponsorships. Let us know how it goes. Remember, tobacco companies are prohibited by federal law from advertising in any sport. Remember that Monster's contract grants them exclusive access to at the Cup level, and blocks any other energy drink from participating.

While you're on hold, have a big, cold, frosty mug of economic reality.
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Another thing that I have learned about this Kyle-JLo thing is that is has caused a lot of people to giddily bring their inner dumbass out and proudly display it.
 
Charlie Spencer said:
Okay, 'had her child at Hooters' can cover a lot. Does that mean she brought in an existing child, or gave birth to a new one there, or was in the act of conceiving it on the premises?

Also, did she then or had she ever worked there? It could be employee bias...

"You may be a redneck if you hold the wedding reception at Hooters because the bride gets the employee discount."
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That's what I thought when I first read it. :XXROFL:
 
Skoalbandit33 said:
Another thing that I have learned about this Kyle-JLo thing is that is has caused a lot of people to giddily bring their inner dumbass out and proudly display it.
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From time to time I’ll mess with gulls. Just stretch the lens ‘n don’t park near ‘em. The camera can catch ‘em ‘n comical positions, they can be funny birds. Beach folks really like posters printed from the better shots too.

Occasionally one will catch a blue hair tossin’ the birds hunks of bread. The gulls go nuts in a feedin’ frenzy. Not unlike the folks compelled to comment on the altercation from Sunday past. Not unlike the birds, those makin' comments are full of it too. But it was funny.

For the sake of safety, stand under either 'n don't look up.
 
R Clarence said:
From time to time I’ll mess with gulls. Just stretch the lens ‘n don’t park near ‘em. The camera can catch ‘em ‘n comical positions, they can be funny birds. Beach folks really like posters printed from the better shots too.

Occasionally one will catch a blue hair tossin’ the birds hunks of bread. The gulls go nuts in a feedin’ frenzy. Not unlike the folks compelled to comment on the altercation from Sunday past. Not unlike the birds, those makin' comments are full of it too. But it was funny.

For the sake of safety, stand under either 'n don't look up.
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Very well said and great illustrations.
 
R Clarence said:
From time to time I’ll mess with gulls. Just stretch the lens ‘n don’t park near ‘em. The camera can catch ‘em ‘n comical positions, they can be funny birds. Beach folks really like posters printed from the better shots too.

Occasionally one will catch a blue hair tossin’ the birds hunks of bread. The gulls go nuts in a feedin’ frenzy. Not unlike the folks compelled to comment on the altercation from Sunday past. Not unlike the birds, those makin' comments are full of it too. But it was funny.

For the sake of safety, stand under either 'n don't look up.
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The format of the forum does not permit me to 'Like' this enough. This gave me flashbacks to any number of trips to Charleston and Savannah.
 
Charlie Spencer said:
Okay, 'had her child at Hooters' can cover a lot. Does that mean she brought in an existing child, or gave birth to a new one there, or was in the act of conceiving it on the premises?

Also, did she then or had she ever worked there? It could be employee bias...

"You may be a redneck if you hold the wedding reception at Hooters because the bride gets the employee discount."
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She brought an existing child, LOL.

She came up to our table and kirked out at us for drinking and talking ****. I politely informed her that it was not a family restaurant.
 
would be nice if there were more European sponsors. Europe is a trillion dollar market
 
AndyMarquisLive said:
She brought an existing child, LOL.

She came up to our table and kirked out at us for drinking and talking sh!t. I politely informed her that it was not a family restaurant.
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There is a family friendly hooters near me

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