Firecracker 400 Race Thread

[KevinWI]

This Jenson Button/Tony Stewart Mobil 1 commercial is terrible and hilarious.

 

[Speed Racer]

Looks like a broke leg for 99 crew member ouch.

 

[KevinWI]

He is still the hottest driver out there.

I'm sure SB22 and that girl from YouTube think so.

 

[Magicmiler]

Somehow I don't think we'll be seeing SlicedBread22 brag about this...

He's buttering Joeys muffin.

 

[carolinabuff]

Damm that pit crew guy for Edwards' team almost got run over

 

[Nitro Dude]

Well, he does bring it on himself.

I agree.

 

[Racer1930]

Viagra teaches you how to start a fire, fix a car with a broken radiator, or get your truck out of the mud (horses required).

Haha...if you could make an odorless, tasteless substance that you could put in a drink and it would negate the effects of viagra/cialis you would get wildly rich.

Middle aged wife: "well i'm sorry honey but if it starts to work just wake me up"

(sell it in women's magazines)

 

[breatheoflife]

Somehow I don't think we'll be seeing SlicedBread22 brag about this...

Oh yeah we will. "He was running towards the front before his tire blew!"

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Oh no!!!!!

 

[Blaze]

Ouch...I didn't see that the first time but damn that had to hurt.

 

[ToyYoda]

That looked nasty with the 99 crew member. Glad he's OK.

 

[DSquad48]

WHAT'S UP EVERYBODDDDYYYY

 

[*WEAVER*]

One lucky guy

 

[KevinWI]

Reading back through the last two pages of this thread, boy, the peanut gallery sure liked the #22's car trouble.

 

[ToyYoda]

Now Denny Hamlin's leading....bad few minutes for Logano.

 

[KevinWI]

Now Denny Hamlin's leading....bad few minutes for Logano.

Yeah, that no-talent no-good "got what he deserved" hack is running up front.

 

[Racer1930]

Danica in the Mix !!

 

[Blaze]

They aren't playing around, hell everyone seems to be at the front of this one.

 

[KevinWI]

Do we know that SB22 isn't secretly Logano? Has he ever posted during the race? Hmmmm.... I'd be nice to him if he could throw some hot pit passes my way.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Why is Joey Logano smiling?

 

[Nitro Dude]

I will bet that if Danica gets in the top 5 it will make her nipples hard.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Why is Joey Logano smiling?

He probably has tickets to a Justin Beiber concert.

 

[Speed Racer]

Why is Joey Logano smiling?

Because he wont be in the big one.

 

[SuperTex14]

Uh, my better half's "gaydar" just went off when homeslice rolled his eyes...

 

[KevinWI]

I will bet that if Danica gets in the top 5 it will make her nipples hard.

I shouldn't of laughed at this... but I did.

 

[StandOnIt]

dang what the hell did he say anyway..

 

[Magicmiler]

Why is Joey Logano smiling?

Cause he ate the bones

 

[Brent]

Really, you don't even need the ad with you for Walmarts ad match? In that case, I think I remember seeing a 70 inch tv at Target for 25 dollars!

 

[Blaze]

Come on Jr!! let's get up to the lead, it's early but damn good to see him NOT hanging in the back this time.

 

[StandOnIt]

oh crap they are shutting down the middle because it works. Three stooges or what.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Next year, TNT should just give the left side of the screen to the race and the right to endless loops of KFC and Falling Skies commercials.

 

[ToyYoda]

I love how McDonald's uses all these pretty people in their commercials, not the 300 lb. whales that usually frequent that establishment.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Looks like the outside line is starting to catch up to the inside line.

 

[Racer1930]

I gotta get my glasses checked - they say all this exciting stuff is going on but I just can't see it (I did see Danica turn her head about 10 degrees though).

 

[Brent]

Looks like the outside line is starting to catch up to the inside line.

Back from commercial and they are side by side.

 

[Magicmiler]

u

Next year, TNT should just give the left side of the screen to the race and the right to endless loops of KFC and Falling Skies commercials.

And a scroll of hate comments about the coverage.

 

[Blaze]

4 pages and still no one says anything about my thread title for this I thought I did good.


but go Danica!

 

[racer8]

Uh, my better half's "gaydar" just went off when homeslice rolled his eyes...

There goes another keyboard and a fresh beer.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

The side-by-side racing was exciting while it lasted...

 

[Magicmiler]

4 pages and still no one says anything about my thread title for this I thought I did good.


but go Danica!

Its only 4 pages cause Andy is not here.