A little bird waited too long to fly south. He was caught in a snowstorm and forced down in a pasture, exhausted and freezing. To make matters worse, a passing cow sh!t right on him.
But the crap was warm! After some rest, he felt warm and safe, picking seeds out of the stuff. He was so happy, he began to sing!
A passing cat dragged him out and ate him.
Moral 1: Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy.
Moral 2: Not everyone who pulls you out of sh!t is your friend.
Moral 3: If you're warm and happy at the bottom of a pile of sh!t, KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT!