Uh, no. Y'all are responsible for getting your butts to the track property. Food and drink are y'all problems too.
I don't think I left myself any room to wiggle out of this, but I did forget one thing:
Anyone who posts anything about a race at Rockingham, other than a NASCAR-announced scheduled race date, doesn't get a ticket.
No rumors, no highway work, no parking lot being groomed, nothing about that outfit that screwed up that rock show. Nothing, zero, zip, nada, nyetski. This is all about my being sick of people saying 'something is going to happen soon'.