It's a Joke Son
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Larson has some great stuff! His brain worked on a different level.
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Reminds me of this place
My favorite Far Side cartoon of all time. I have many Far Side books, calendars, etc.
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yeah me too. I love the calenders
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One of the first Far Side cartoons I ever saw was an elephant standing in a phone booth with a peg leg and saying, "what do you mean they made a wastebasket out of it?!?""
I saved that and had it under the top of my desk for years but over time it got lost. (sigh)
I saved that and had it under the top of my desk for years but over time it got lost. (sigh)
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Rodney Dangerfield
“With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.”
“With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.”
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Humor must always have an element of truth...
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Roont a perfectly good Impala.
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A DEA police officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. From the first second he had a bad attitude about him, annoyed he had to muddy his clean boots out in the country. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says, “Alright, you can search the ranch, but do not go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer, clearly angry, says, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.
“See this badge? DO you?!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?!?” He shouts.
The rancher nods quietly, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, as he runs for all he’s worth.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
“Your badge… Show him your BADGE!!!”
The DEA officer, clearly angry, says, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.
“See this badge? DO you?!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?!?” He shouts.
The rancher nods quietly, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, as he runs for all he’s worth.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
“Your badge… Show him your BADGE!!!”
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I've heard of a person having a magnetic personality, but this? 
Are those 
pants or leggings?
pants or leggings?
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Chastain needs to steer clear of this one
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^ I just noticed this had been posted before ^
Well, mine's bigger...
Well, mine's bigger...
If you're old enough, you'll get it. 
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