It's a Joke Son

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StandOnIt said:
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Priceless.
I kept wondering why waste a large Kokohler for the experiment? Wouldn't a 16 oz bottle do the trick for her as well?

Then Morgan Freeman provided the porn analogy and it all made sense.
 
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five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone. She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the
combination bakery/ice cream parlor. There was only one other patron in the store: Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee. The woman's

heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blue eyes. The actor nodded graciously and the star struck woman smiled demurely. Pull yourself

together! She chides herself. You're a happily married woman with three children, you're forty-five years old, not a teenager! The clerk filled her order and she took the

double-dip chocolate ice cream cone in one hand and her change in the other. Then she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman's direction. When

she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but her other hand was empty. Where's my ice cream cone? Did I leave it in the store? Back into the

shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand or in a holder on the counter or something! No ice cream cone was in sight. With that, she happened to

look over at Paul Newman. His face broke into his familiar, warm, friendly grin and he said to the woman, "You put it in your purse."
 
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A poll was taken in California which asked whether people who live in California think that Illegal immigration is a serious problem:
29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."
71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
 
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rd45usa said:
A poll was taken in California which asked whether people who live in California think that Illegal immigration is a serious problem:
29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."
71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
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“After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night. Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’ My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.”
 
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StandOnIt said:
Nobody fell out either...disappointing
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True story.
My uncle and aunt took me the tent meeting when I was about 10 years old. They didnt have the snakes but they were speaking in tongues and really going at it.

Anyhow there was a large woman about three times my size standing in front of me and she was starting to weave about from side to side. I think they call it "slain in the spirit' and I read it like a defensive back anticipating a quaterback's pass. I had to be ready because that woman was going to pass out and crush me.

And then it happened she fell straight back and I just got out of the way in time. She took out the little fold up chair that had been my seat. My uncle and aunt were sincere and really into that charismatic stuff but they were both laughing big time about my escape.
 
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Greg said:
True story.
My uncle and aunt took me the tent meeting when I was about 10 years old. They didnt have the snakes but they were speaking in tongues and really going at it.

Anyhow there was a large woman about three times my size standing in front of me and she was starting to weave about from side to side. I think they call it "slain in the spirit' and I read it like a defensive back anticipating a quaterback's pass. I had to be ready because that woman was going to pass out and crush me.

And then it happened she fell straight back and I just got out of the way in time. She took out the little fold up chair that had been my seat. My uncle and aunt were sincere and really into that charismatic stuff but they were both laughing big time about my escape.
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If you want to have an experience, go to a Hard Shell Baptist church and listen to the fire and brimstone sermon. When you leave the church you will think you are the sorriest person in the world and lightning will strike you dead before you get to your car.
 
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