Johalis Bank of America 500 Cup Thread At Charlotte for non serious users

[FenderBumper]

Oh no, it's a LaBonte.

 

[racer8]

Gustafson is pulling more rubber than the Michelin man watching porn.

I have finally learned not to read your posts with a mouthful of beer.

 

[Johali]

Stuff them up his ass???

Good guess, winner winner.

 

[FenderBumper]

Ha Ha, Paul Wolfe is in their heads. This could be huge. There's 15 cars on the LL.

 

[FenderBumper]

I have finally learned not to read your posts with a mouthful of beer.

lol That Michelin thing just popped into my head. I know, I'm truely messed up.

 

[FenderBumper]

Uh oh, Kyle is here.

 

[FenderBumper]

If Brad is smart, he lets Kyle go after they get some distance on Biffle.

 

[Johali]

51 ahead of the 78.

 

[FenderBumper]

Hamlin still 3 laps short of a one-stop deal. Have to make them up, Grubb says. "Awesome," says Hamlin.

Chad Knaus told Jimmie Johnson save fuel; Johnson asked if something was wrong. Knaus: "Just that I @#%!ed up that last pit call."

and wow, Brad is fast right now.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

That piece of trash landed squarely on the 48's grille.....

 

[racer8]

When did Edwards start racing again?

 

[FenderBumper]

Edwards is fastest right now. That's a shocker.

 

[FenderBumper]

That piece of trash landed squarely on the 48's grille.....

Where's the like X10 button?

 

[FenderBumper]

When did Edwards start racing again?

It's flucking weird. Biffle drops off, and the dead and buried toothed one comes to life.

 

[racer8]

What, no trash cans at this place?

 

[FenderBumper]

Brad Keselowski told to save fuel just a little bit when he can.

Why don't these cars have cooling fans you can reverse to get trash off? I think it would loosen it up enough to blow off.

 

[FenderBumper]

lol nice shot there Brad.

 

[Johali]

Knowing James he probably told AJ, beat that fukin 78 and you have a job and free drinks for a month.

 

[FenderBumper]

We're going to see if that extra stop hurts JJ and Denny if this stays green and they burned their tires getting back to the front. They could end up outside the top 10 real fast if they did.

 

[Johali]

Looks like a diaper on the 2s grill FB.

 

[racer8]

Brad Keselowski told to save fuel just a little bit when he can.

Why don't these cars have cooling fans you can reverse to get trash off? I think it would loosen it up enough to blow off.

Wouldn't that slow the car down?

 

[FenderBumper]

Looks like a diaper on the 2s grill FB.

Damn Busch brothers!

Thinking while driving: Keselowski asks Wolfe how many laps people need to save to need only 1 stop. Told 3-5, Kez says: "At this pace that's not happening'

 

[racer8]

Looks like a diaper on the 2s grill FB.

Kurts or Kyles?

 

[FenderBumper]

Kurts or Kyles?

We'll have to weight the dump to find out.

Wouldn't that slow the car down?

lol "The #2 car is losing .00000000001 seconds on the track".

 

[Johali]

Kurts or Kyles?

Both.

 

[FenderBumper]

This 2 car doesn't fall off much at all.

 

[FenderBumper]

yellow..........

 

[racer8]

Lots of fuel saving talk.

 

[FenderBumper]

WTF?

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Out of gas.....unbelievable.

 

[FenderBumper]

He'll have the best tires at the end. This just got interesting.

 

[racer8]

That's not good.

 

[FenderBumper]

Now everyone can make it. Paul slipped just a little there.

 

[FenderBumper]

This is crazy. I thought everyone could make it on one stop from here. Now we'll see what the 2 team is made of.

 

[FenderBumper]

Who pitted? Who didn't? I'm going crazy here!

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

This is crazy. I thought everyone could make it on one stop from here. Now we'll see what the 2 team is made of.

I think a yellow is their only hope. 43 seconds back and short on fuel isn't gonna help.

 

[FenderBumper]

JJ, Brad and Denny will try to go all the way, but Biffle can't go 47? I'm totally confused now.

 

[FenderBumper]

I think a yellow is their only hope. 43 seconds back and short on fuel isn't gonna help.

Wow, they really flucked up there.

 

[FenderBumper]

I think the #2 team is bull****ting. There is no way they are 4 laps short.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

A piece of debris would clear all this up