Johali's Kentucky 300 Thread for non serious users

[Johali]

NATIONWIDE RACING IN THE FUN AND GAMES SECTION

 

[#17D500winner]

Come on and start the race already

 

[Johali]

Come on and start the race already

Drivers start your engines, didnt work.

 

[#17D500winner]

Starting lineup from http://www.nationwide.nascar.com/nationwide-series/races/2012/lineup/27/


1 3 Austin Dillon* Chevrolet AdvoCare 177.264 30.463 Leader
2 6 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. Ford Ford EcoBoost 175.399 30.787 -0.324
3 12 Sam Hornish Jr. Dodge Alliance Truck Parts 174.424 30.959 -0.496
4 18 Drew Herring Toyota Sport Clips 174.255 30.989 -0.526
5 43 Michael Annett Ford Pilot Flying J 174.098 31.017 -0.554
6 33 Brendan Gaughan Chevrolet South Point Hotel & Casino 174.008 31.033 -0.570
7 11 Brian Scott Toyota Dollar General 173.941 31.045 -0.582
8 2 Elliott Sadler Chevrolet OneMain Financial 173.611 31.104 -0.641
9 199 Alex Bowman Toyota Penserra Securities / Allegiant Air 173.483 31.127 -0.664
10 31 Justin Allgaier Chevrolet Brandt 173.294 31.161 -0.698
11 7 Danica Patrick Chevrolet GoDaddy.com 173.143 31.188 -0.725
12 70 Johanna Long* Chevrolet Keen Parts, Inc. 172.966 31.220 -0.757
13 38 Brad Sweet* Chevrolet Great Clips 172.745 31.260 -0.797
14 54 Matt Crafton Toyota Monster Energy 172.717 31.265 -0.802
15 88 Cole Whitt* Chevrolet Clean Coal 172.563 31.293 -0.830
16 23 Jamie Dick Chevrolet Viva Auto Group 172.199 31.359 -0.896
17 44 Mike Bliss Toyota BanditChippers.com 171.772 31.437 -0.974
18 51 Jeremy Clements Chevrolet All South Electrical Constructors, Inc. 171.767 31.438 -0.975
19 30 James Buescher Chevrolet Fraternal Order of Eagles 171.423 31.501 -1.038
20 22 Ryan Blaney Dodge Discount Tire 171.352 31.514 -1.051
21 8 Scott Lagasse Jr. Chevrolet HybridLight / BSA 171.135 31.554 -1.091
22 01 Mike Wallace Chevrolet G&K Services 170.821 31.612 -1.149
23 81 Jason Bowles* Toyota Thrush and Son / Hi Technologies 170.122 31.742 -1.279
24 14 Eric McClure Toyota Hefty / Reynolds Wrap 170.068 31.752 -1.289
25 4 Danny Efland Chevrolet Tradebank 170.014 31.762 -1.299
26 46 Chase Miller Chevrolet The Motorsports Group 169.993 31.766 -1.303
27 39 Josh Richards Ford Joy 169.886 31.786 -1.323
28 10 Charles Lewandoski Toyota Tri-Star Motorsports 169.337 31.889 -1.426
29 124 Benny Gordon* Toyota OCR Gaz Bar / Snappy Tomato Pizza 169.088 31.936 -1.473
30 40 Erik Darnell Chevrolet Curtis Key Plumbing 168.940 31.964 -1.501
31 47 Matt DiBenedetto Chevrolet Curtis Key Plumbing 168.413 32.064 -1.601
32 87 Joe Nemechek Toyota AM-FM Energy Wood & Pellet Stoves / AC General 168.219 32.101 -1.638
33 19 Tayler Malsam Toyota G-Oil / Noah's Light Foundation 167.921 32.158 -1.695
34 86 Kevin Lepage Ford DT Trivette Trucking 167.827 32.176 -1.713
35 42 Matt Frahm Chevrolet Key Motorsports 166.801 32.374 -1.911
36 50 David Starr Chevrolet Gulf Coast Loss Prevention 165.649 32.599 -2.136
37 52 Joey Gase* Chevrolet Metro Ministries 165.563 32.616 -2.153
38 100 Tanner Berryhill Toyota OCR Gaz Bar 165.223 32.683 -2.220
39 171 Matthew Carter Chevrolet Rick Ware Racing 164.484 32.830 -2.367
40 41 Timmy Hill Ford Rick Ware Racing 164.419 32.843 -2.380
41 15 Carl Long Chevrolet Lilly Trucking 164.239 32.879 -2.416
42 89 Morgan Shepherd Chevrolet Victory In Jesus 164.189 32.889 -2.426
43 108 Mike Harmon Ford Randy Hill Racing 158.362 34.099 -3.636

 

[Johali]

Dont put that serious crap over here in the good time thread, all we want to do is joke and go off topic.

 

[#17D500winner]

Dont put that serious crap over here in the good time thread, all we want to do is joke and go off topic.

I just thought I'd get things set up before the anarchy takes rule

 

[Johali]

I just thought I'd get things set up before the anarchy takes rule

We got King Bumper, whining, complainin about commercials, bitchin about stayin on topic, callin posters wankers or pushin the report button gets a person beheaded by the King over here.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

This woman sounds like a dying hound dog......

 

[Johali]

This woman sounds like a dying hound dog......

YEP

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

I thought this race was tonight.....

 

[#17D500winner]

The media isn't long dropping Patrick when Blaney has a couple of good runs.

 

[#17D500winner]

If Stenhouse or Sadler stumble, Dillon just waiting to pounce.

 

[Johali]

If Stenhouse or Sadler stumble, Dillon just waiting to pounce.

I wanted Sadler to win the championship but since he is going to toycar I'm pulling for Austin.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Ricky really likes in out action

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Between all 3 series, we are all reminded how bad the races are at 1.5 mile tracks almost on a weekly basis.

 

[#17D500winner]

Between all 3 series, we are all reminded how bad the races are at 1.5 mile tracks almost on a weekly basis.

Agreed.

 

[#17D500winner]

Agricultural racing. Where in hell did they find that guy anyway?

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

That should do it for Ricky. C'mon Austin

 

[#17D500winner]

That should do it for Ricky. C'mon Austin

Yeah, he's toast.

 

[FenderBumper]

Ricky melted. That guy just doesn't know how to pace himself.

 

[FenderBumper]

I see Danica is 2 laps down. Did she wreck, or is she doing it the old fashioned way?

 

[FenderBumper]

Ricky needs lots of spinners today. They may be able to make that 6 car fast.

 

[Johali]

I see Danica is 2 laps down. Did she wreck, or is she doing it the old fashioned way?

She pitted out of sequence.

 

[FenderBumper]

Thanks. I just saw on twitter that she had a blocked grill.

 

[FenderBumper]

I guess Ricky pitted out of sequence too.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Who's leading? I'm picking up dinner

 

[FenderBumper]

Who's leading? I'm picking up dinner

3 or 2. We'll see.

 

[FenderBumper]

Sadler to the lead.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Sadler to the lead.

Uugghhhh......rather the 3

 

[Johali]

I guess Ricky pitted out of sequence too.

Yeah if you call the wall a pit.

 

[FenderBumper]

Yeah if you call the wall a pit.

I thought I saw him come in with the leaders.

 

[FenderBumper]

Uugghhhh......rather the 3

You're a Austin Dillon fan?

 

[Johali]

I thought I saw him come in with the leaders.

He did but he was 3 laps down, uh oh, bad ricky bobby.

 

[FenderBumper]

wow, Danica is racing for something.

 

[Johali]

Are these jorts??

 

[FenderBumper]

He did but he was 3 laps down, uh oh, bad ricky bobby.

I thought you got a penalty for doing that.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

You're a Austin Dillon fan?

I'm starting to like the Dillon guys more and more. Plus they're in Chevy's

 

[FenderBumper]

Nice Johali. Who is that bunch?

 

[FenderBumper]

I'm starting to like the Dillon guys more and more. Plus they're in Chevy's

I figured Chevy had something to do with it.

 

[racer8]

54 smokin, show time.