Kentucky Cup thread

[VaDirt]

If their parking is bad, that'll be their fifth strike, and they should lose their Cup date. (Andy math and logic)

 

[Ditzmeister]

5 strikes and your out. Wait that isn't right.

 

[Matthew2470]

Kentucky State Police:
At 1:30 p.m., there are no changes to note. Traffic is still flowing and there are no backups or delays. We want to again note that ADA parking has moved to the Ford Lots across KY 35 from the Speedway. Those lots can be accessed by taking exit 57.

 

[#17D500winner]

Kentucky State Police:
At 1:30 p.m., there are no changes to note. Traffic is still flowing and there are no backups or delays. We want to again note that ADA parking has moved to the Ford Lots across KY 35 from the Speedway. Those lots can be accessed by taking exit 57.

Good news

 

[Johali]

Vegas Odds

48- 9/2
18- 6/1
11- 7/1
24- 8/1
88- 8/1
14- 12/1
17- 12/1
99- 12/1
29- 12/1
16- 12/1
22- 15/1
5- 15/1

 

[Ditzmeister]

Yeah, JJ with the best odds.

 

[FenderBumper]

Vegas Odds

48- 9/2
18- 6/1
11- 7/1
24- 8/1
88- 8/1
14- 12/1
17- 12/1
99- 12/1
29- 12/1
16- 12/1
22- 15/1
5- 15/1

What, no parking odds? That and fried eggs seem to be the biggest story this week.

 

[FenderBumper]

If their parking is bad, that'll be their fifth strike, and they should lose their Cup date. (Andy math and logic)

Haha. VaDirt said 'Andy' and 'logic' in the same sentence!

Sorry Andy. I'm just funnin with you.

 

[MOEJOE]

Jimmie Johnson to the front!!!! Oh wait, he's already there!

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

Here we go, the Chase before the Chase.

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

Kentucky State Police:
At 1:30 p.m., there are no changes to note. Traffic is still flowing and there are no backups or delays. We want to again note that ADA parking has moved to the Ford Lots across KY 35 from the Speedway. Those lots can be accessed by taking exit 57.

so the traffic problems last year, were all due to the inbreds in Kentucky not being able to read signs

 

[FenderBumper]

I'm hapy I tuned into raceday. Now I'm convinced that Horses and race cars are different.

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

I'm hapy I tuned into raceday. Now I'm convinced that Horses and race cars are different.

I have it on, but can't take John Roberts or Kenny Wallace.

 

[FenderBumper]

I have it on, but can't take John Roberts or Kenny Wallace.

If the subjects of their reports were more insightful, I could live with the crappy cast.

 

[MOEJOE]

If the subjects of their reports were more insightful, I could live with the crappy cast.

Have a few beers, it gets easier.

 

[FenderBumper]

Have a few beers, it gets easier.

Thanks for the advice. Hitting myself over the head with a bottle of Wild Turkey wasn't working.

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

If the subjects of their reports were more insightful, I could live with the crappy cast.

I watch cause it's the only prerace we have, in fact I have music going at the same time, so I am really not watching.

 

[MOEJOE]

Thanks for the advice. Hitting myself over the head with a bottle of Wild Turkey wasn't working.

Would it help if I hit you with the bottle?

 

[Matthew2470]

I have it on, but can't take John Roberts or Kenny Wallace.

Just refuse to let them bother you. Focus on the stuff you like.

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

Have a few beers, it gets easier.

yep, I worked today and now I am into the beers, I wish I had liquor though.

 

[MOEJOE]

I watch cause it's the only prerace we have, in fact I have music going at the same time, so I am really not watching.

Sometimes I would rather watch two toothless hillbillies drink beer and shoot some cornhole than listen to roberts and his blah blah friggin blah

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

Just refuse to let them bother you. Focus on the stuff you like.

I do like Hermie and Hammond and I can tolerate DW more then some people

 

[FenderBumper]

Sometimes I would rather watch two toothless hillbillies drink beer and shoot some cornhole than listen to roberts and his blah blah friggin blah

I know why they picked that crew. It's the only time DW can shine.

 

[mike honcho]

I'm hapy I tuned into raceday. Now I'm convinced that Horses and race cars are different.

Tell the truth.You are really trying to see what that girl looks like from the front.

 

[FenderBumper]

WTF? Did Hammond just call Brad and Carl best buddies?

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

Danielle Trotta should be the host.

 

[FenderBumper]

Tell the truth.You are really trying to see what that girl looks like from the front.

I already did.

 

[MOEJOE]

WTF? Did Hammond just call Brad and Carl best buddies?

He's a robot reading a prompter. Some dumb ass producer typed that in.

 

[FenderBumper]

He's a robot reading a prompter. Some dumb ass producer typed that in.

lol I can hear them laughing "we got him again". Next up, Hammond calls Michael a lisping jackass.

 

[Ditzmeister]

I am having a few Strawberry Kiwi Wine Coolers pre-race.

 

[MOEJOE]

lol I can hear them laughing "we got him again". Next up, Hammond calls Michael a lisping jackass.

 

[FenderBumper]

I am having a few Strawberry Kiwi Wine Coolers pre-race.

A few? I guess you can't take raceday sober either.

 

[FenderBumper]

How stupid is Jack to have no clue about his top drivers contract?

 

[Johali]

I am having a few Strawberry Kiwi Wine Coolers pre-race.

Oh hell we are going to have "fun" tonight.

 

[Ditzmeister]

A few? I guess you can't take raceday sober either.

Nah, it is more fun drunk or at least a little tipsy.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Oh hell we are going to have "fun" tonight.

My fiance isn't here today to spice things up.

 

[mike honcho]

Oh hell we are going to have "fun" tonight.

only if you bring some Italian Ices.

 

[Ditzmeister]

only if you bring some Italian Ices.

I am going to stick to the wine coolers tonight.

 

[FenderBumper]

My fiance isn't here today to spice things up.

You're the one with the webcam and strawberries.

 

[FenderBumper]

only if you bring some Italian Ices.

Mike can lick the cover off Italian ices all day long.