Knockout Qualifying - Round 2

[Tennessee Racing]

Danica jumps into the top 10.

 

[FenderBumper]

"It's not all about heat, it's about pressure"

 

[FenderBumper]

Danica jumps into the top 10.

The fix is in for sure.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Obnoxiously large graphics and we still can't get times on the screen. Comical.

Not to mention this isn't live.

 

[FenderBumper]

I was worried about another "Does Jeff Gordon even care anymore" thread

My fingers were hovering.

 

[Reck]

My reverse psychology worked.

How nervous were you on that stretch?

Stewart withstood some heavy hitters there.

 

[FenderBumper]

Obnoxiously large graphics and we still can't get times on the screen. Comical.

Not to mention this isn't live.

Are you riding a horse made of the material that breathes?

 

[FenderBumper]

How nervous were you on that stretch?

Stewart withstood some heavy hitters there.

Not all the heavy hitters. Danica got him.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

How nervous were you on that stretch?

Stewart withstood some heavy hitters there.

Yeah I'm glad he made it but that car isn't very good.

 

[Johali]

 

[Tennessee Racing]

They need to institute a minimum speed during qualifying.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Second round almost complete. Hasn't even started on FOX Sports 1. This network is terrible.

 

[DUN24]

Vickers is right. It's only a matter of time before someone on a pole lap, on the ragged edge, loses it and creams a slow car on the inside.

 

[DanicaFreak]

u guys watching this live? Where? lol...danica in top 10? awesome

 

[FenderBumper]

 

[DUN24]

Second round almost complete. Hasn't even started on FOX Sports 1. This network is terrible.

Wtf is that ****? They had to fit in NASCAR live? Ridiculous.

 

[FenderBumper]

Second round almost complete. Hasn't even started on FOX Sports 1. This network is terrible.

Just beware, you can't hook a cooler to your head when it over heats.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

I can't believe some of the drivers who aren't advancing. Actually I'm thankful cause it'll make for some good racing on Sunday.

 

[FenderBumper]

I guess nascar did do something about Kez.

 

[FenderBumper]

Time for the "Matt doesn't care anymore" thread.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Vickers is right. It's only a matter of time before someone on a pole lap, on the ragged edge, loses it and creams a slow car on the inside.

Yeah, it's pretty stupid considering all NASCAR does for safety to let that go on. Just let them cool them on pit road or outlaw the tape on the grille.

 

[FenderBumper]

Areola second. Lets see how long that lasts.

 

[FLRacingFan]

Wtf is that ****? They had to fit in NASCAR live? Ridiculous.

They have to air it on a delay so fans can see qualifying while also meeting the low T/boner pill commercial quota.

 

[HoneyBadger]

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

They have to air it on a delay so fans can see qualifying while also meeting the low T/boner pill commercial quota.

"If you experience an erection longer then 4 hours".....PRAISE GOD!!!

 

[FenderBumper]

Now we'll get a new thread, right sliced?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Wtf is that ****? They had to fit in NASCAR live? Ridiculous.

Has nothing to do with NASCAR Live. It has to do with commercials. They started on a three minute delay. Now they're on close to 20 minute delay.

 

[FenderBumper]

"If you experience an erection longer then 4 hours".....PRAISE GOD!!!

They say get to a hospital. Not many wives would let their husband leave the house with one of those.

 

[FenderBumper]

Has nothing to do with NASCAR Live. It has to do with commercials. They started on a three minute delay. Now they're on close to 20 minute delay.

So what?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Two minute warning. In the final round.

 

[DUN24]

Has nothing to do with NASCAR Live. It has to do with commercials. They started on a three minute delay. Now they're on close to 20 minute delay.

They have to air it on a delay so fans can see qualifying while also meeting the low T/boner pill commercial quota.

I did think it was weird, 3 long ass commercial breaks in a 25 minute qualifying session seemed like 45 minutes.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

They say get to a hospital. Not many wives would let their husband leave the house with one of those.

Only if she lead the way

 

[HoneyBadger]

FOX is so bad, I might be able to tolerate TNT.

 

[Joniki]

I can't believe they just mentioned Janet Guthrie. GEEEEEZZZZ!!! They only mentioned her because she has ****. She was worthless as a driver and shouldn't have made it above racing bath tubs. What a mockery!

 

[Reck]

This method of qualifying is going to assure Gordon never wins a pole again in his career, as I feared.

 

[FenderBumper]

FOX is so bad, I might be able to tolerate TNT.

Good. Please watch TNT this Sunday.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

This method of qualifying is going to assure Gordon never wins a pole again in his career, as I feared.

Like he cares

 

[FenderBumper]

This method of qualifying is going to assure Gordon never wins a pole again in his career, as I feared.

...oh, you were being serious?

 

[Reck]

Andy, why dont you just listen to the radio broadcast.

FS1 doesn't care you hate them.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Yikes, Kenseth barely in the top 30.