NASCAR - Caption this

[dpkimmel2001]

how do you guys get those clouds

PicSay Pro - Some free app that I use on my Android phone.

 

[getadietdew]

I tryed,need more tools.

 

[getadietdew]

I'm too limited in this free photo editor.

 

[FenderBumper]

 

[FenderBumper]

 

[Magicmiler]

Floyd the barber from Andy Griffith....

 

[FenderBumper]

Floyd the barber from Andy Griffith....

Damn, I've seen that show and you're right.

 

[Magicmiler]

Magic Miler, get out of Brutons suite and get your a** down here........

 

[robbybee]

That Guy right there!
HE'S the one who called me DENISE!!

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Brad: This is my favorite porn site...
Joey: Daddy told me I couldn't watch that stuff...

*Kasey walks up, sees a boob and runs away screaming*

 

[FenderBumper]

 

[robbybee]

Brad: It's just my opinion but I think that Keith Urban is a better judge than Steven Tyler.
Joey: I just can't get enough of that Nicki Minaj, man!

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[FenderBumper]

 

[Johali]

 

[FenderBumper]

 

[Johali]

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Cant stop freakin laughing out loud.

 

[SpeedPagan]

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#1) Hey, today is St. Patrick's Day! My Last Name is Patrick! My suit is green, my car is green!
#2) Hey, Cole Trickle taught me that rubbin' is racin'! Not my fault that b**** a** Kez wouldn't get out of my way.

 

[FenderBumper]

#1) Hey, today is St. Patrick's Day! My Last Name is Patrick! My suit is green, my car is green!
#2) Hey, Cole Trickle taught me that rubbin' is racin'! Not my fault that b**** a** Kez wouldn't get out of my way.

You need to improve your comedic skills. Have you considered plastic surgery?

 

[robbybee]

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Sure, Ricky! You can bump-draft with me anytime!!
Just don't try to put your banana into my tailpipe!!!

 

[GrizzlyBearBob]

Danica, just win! Just win, please!!!

 

[Magicmiler]

Where did everyone go....Guys....Guys...

 

[FenderBumper]

Where did everyone go....Guys....Guys...

It's Saturday, you dummy!

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

 

[pjmolo]

"HEY TONY !! I CAN'T FIND THE KEYS !!"

 

[FenderBumper]

lol GP, with Danica it is always the cars fault.

 

[racersrock]

 

[pjmolo]

Danica: "Whose boots are you wearing, Ricky? They look kinda big on you."

Ricky: "Dunno. I found them under your bed."

 

[robbybee]

Danica: "Whose boots are you wearing, Ricky? They look kinda big on you."

Ricky: "Dunno. I found them under your bed."

OUCH!! That's Funny!

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[robbybee]

Then Charlie says,
"But I would have gone BIGGER with the implants. I'm just sayin..."

 

[Johali]

Then Charlie says,
"But I would have gone BIGGER with the implants. I'm just sayin..."

And a little less on the botox in the cheeks, both face and butt.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[dpkimmel2001]

 

[getadietdew]

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LOOK FAT BOY,GO BACK TO TOYOTAS.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Mikey: And then he posted that Joey was the greatest

 

[MRM]

 

[DeathsDoor]

This is how Danica wins rookie of the year.

Ricky: "I think someone slipped something into my drink..."
Danica; (Thinking Fast) "It will be ok lover, your just tired from our weekend off. I'll help you to your car."