Nascar directed shills on this board?

Discussion in 'NASCAR chat' started by Madman88, Apr 14, 2019.

  1. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    Absolutely, Nascar cares.
     
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  2. mack

    mack Team Owner

    Was in the infield last night, mild temps for this time of year. It was actually shilly. I ran into Brian France. He's a great guy. He was wrapped in an authentic reproduction Mexican blanket, sipping on shilled wine, smoking a Camel. Because of the threat of tornadic weather in the next few weeks, his team had brought his portable storm shilter, gotta protect the braintrust. He signed autographs, kissed babies and blessed commoners such as thyself. He said there would be 300,000 in the stands Sunday when speeds exceeded 275 in the tri oval. What a guy. I'm so moved.
     
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  3. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    A man of the people.
     
  4. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    Brian came by my house when my son was born. He bought a care package, diapers wipes etc.
    He and his wife even attempted to perform house cleaning chores over the next several days for us.
    He gifted our son with an impact air gun to practice with when was old enough to try.
    Said Papa Bill gve it to him. I could tell that Brian was considerate, he must have spent hours refurbishing it to look absolutely brand new.
     
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  5. mack

    mack Team Owner

    People really should get to know him before they pass judgement. He said if I ever needed a kidney, just let him know. He knew we were a match. I mean WOW!, like really... WOW!!.
     
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  6. StandOnIt

    StandOnIt Farm Truck

    This is starting to sound like a Kyle Busch thread.
     
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  7. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    Brian made Kyle.
     
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  8. mack

    mack Team Owner

    So not only can Brian be credited with the Chase, but he also birthed the GOAT. I mean WOW!! like really, like you know WOW!!!
     
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  9. Madman88

    Madman88 Crew Chief

     
  10. gnomesayin

    gnomesayin Team Owner

    Sounds NSFW.
     
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  11. mack

    mack Team Owner

    May have jumped the shark at this point. But, it has been very informative and educational.
     
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  12. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses rule.

    His kidneys might still work. Pass if he offers you his liver.
     
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  13. Turtle84

    Turtle84 Slow is Fast

    Hello. We will be dealing
    with F-5s and A-4s...
    as our ShiLL simulators.
    Now, then,
    as most of you know...
    the F-5 doesn't have
    the thrust to weight ratio...
    that the ShiLL-28 has...
    and it doesn't bleed energy
    below 300 knots like a ShiLL-28.
    However, the ShiLL-28
    does have a problem...
    with its inverted flight tanks.
    It won't do
    a negative "G" pushover.
    The latest intelligence
    tells us...
    that the most it will do
    is one negative...
    Excuse me, Lieutenant.
    Is there something wrong?
    Yes, ma'am. The data on
    the ShiLL is inaccurate.
    How's that, Lieutenant?
    I just happened
    to see a ShiLL-28.
    We! We.
    Sorry, Goose.
    We happened to see a ShiLL-28
    do a four "G" negative dive.
    Where did you see this?
    That's classified.
    It's what?
    MAVERICK: It's classified.
    I could I tell you,
    but then I'd have to kill you.
     
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  14. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    The liver farms he own in some of the former Soviet satiliites has been a real blessing. There are a few classic rock bands still surving with
    donated Brian F Kidneys™.
     
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  15. aunty dive

    aunty dive Team Owner

    These guys ...



    Canadian boys ... gotta love ’em.
     
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  16. aunty dive

    aunty dive Team Owner

    Aircraft never fly directly behind one another.

    Dirty air.
     
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  17. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses rule.

    I tried liver farming back in the '90s. When the market crashed, I couldn't sell a couple of seasons' of harvest. I was too heavily in debt and went bankrupt.

    I'm doing much better with my pancreas mine, but I'm concerned with the global movement to switch to renewable sources of insulin.
     
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  18. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    That would be tragic, hopefully they will fail.
    I would talk to my congressman and senator to prevent the renewable Insulin poaching outfits.
     
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  19. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses rule.

    There's not enough of us left in the industry for Congress to care. They're getting campaign contributions from the Lithuania-based Organization of Hormone Exporting Countries and ignoring domestic pancreas mining. It's common knowledge the former Baltic states heavily subsidize hormone mining. They were able to get started cheaply by using the equipment and facilities the Commies left behind when the USSR broke up (Union of Spleen / Salivation Republics). We're working with the sugar producers to drive up demand for their products; ours will naturally follow.

    Don't even get me started on our pension plan.
     
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  20. mack

    mack Team Owner

    I tell y'all the guy that would really be helpful with all these problems. He owns three cup teams including the number 3. He's Richard Shildress. If he's smart enough to attract sponsorship for his grandsons, he can fix an airplane problem.
     
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  21. StandOnIt

    StandOnIt Farm Truck

    I believe most of that happened in the province of Shillycaca
     
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  22. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses rule.

    His grandsons, Ty and Austin Shillon?
     
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  23. mack

    mack Team Owner

    Yes, those would be his daughters shilluns,
     
  24. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    Godspeed on your most noble spleen salivaic endeavors.

    "The Compassinate Eye Farm Harvesting Institute" that serves our freinds cursed with misfortune eye color disorders touches my heart ♥ the most. I heard a story just last week that literally bought me to tears. I still get emotional while writing, but I must, the story demands my respect.

    A young man had finally suffered enough and purchased a set of blues. He considered the new supply nations like I-ran and I-raq first. But he finally settled on a traditional declassified one owned by an Russian syndicate.

    The details were amazing. The eyes were just beautiful and beautifully shelled from a young woman. He was truly smitten by the eye catalog that also included the shell images. It was truly love at first and last sight for both. The following braille romance and marriage was inevitable.

    The compassion of Brian.
    France. Brian povided the funds for the transfer. And even allowed them to keep the dowry which consisted of the eye payment she received (50% of total transplant payment plus a shell disposal refund).
    $998 doesn't go far but it covered a one way ticket.
     
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  25. mack

    mack Team Owner

    I'm emotional and very touched. Stories like this restore my faith in humanity and the benefits of heavy consumption of alcohol.
     
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  26. mack

    mack Team Owner

    And, I must add, I admire Greg's ability to "power through" the raw, jagged emotion and tell this story. My eyes are misty, and my heart is peirced. Its, its, it's almost more than a soul can bare. And all I can add is WOW!!! just WOW on Brians contribution. And he gets such a bad rap. There are so many examples of " the man" holding him down, and then I read this.....just wow, I mean really, like wow.
     
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  27. TexasRaceLady

    TexasRaceLady Plank Owner Contributor

    Every time I come into this thread and read the latest, I wind up laughing so hard my ribs hurt.
    Some of y'all are just downright geniuses when it comes to story-telling. This is better than any comedy on TV.
     
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  28. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    Just a few urgent points of interest. Brian's selfless altruism has not been easy or without cost. Brians relentless love for the common fan simply drove him to use up his body, and now he suffers.
    Brian truly was the benevolent agape love dictator.

    Please donate to the "Unlimted Opiuds for Brian" fund.
    And lets make August 2nd the best birthday ever for Brian.
     
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  29. Turtle84

    Turtle84 Slow is Fast

    Link to the GoShiLLMe page?
     
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  30. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses rule.

    No, I think Bri is on ShillStarter.
     
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  31. jaqua19

    jaqua19 Team Owner

    This is paranoia lol

    Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk
     
  32. StandOnIt

    StandOnIt Farm Truck

    Brian has a page on YouShill also
     
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  33. Mike Crayne

    Mike Crayne Team Owner

    You guys are sure shilly. This shilly thread really cracks me up.
     
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  34. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    The biggest stories about the accomplished Brian France have not been told yet.
    Stay tuned....
     
  35. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses rule.

    At Daytona Speedway, when the pack of cars on the front stretch had everyone's attention, sometimes Brian would walk across Lake Lloyd to take wayward baby ducks back to their mothers.
     
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  36. aunty dive

    aunty dive Team Owner

    It wasn’t that long ago that Brian ate a live baby on national television.

    How quickly we forget.
     
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  37. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses rule.

    See, it's inaccurate posts like this that lead to destroyed reputations. Brian ate a live baby SEAL. It's not the same thing, and you damage both your standing and his by not telling the complete story.
     
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  38. aunty dive

    aunty dive Team Owner

    Typo.

    My bad.
     
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  39. Turtle84

    Turtle84 Slow is Fast

    ShiLLcheck 101. The full story is NASCAR actually worked together with Brian on the baby seal package, originally they wanted to dish out the baby seal skin to the top teams for aero advantage, but they decided to go with a live lunch broadcast.
     
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  40. mack

    mack Team Owner

    Another example of " the man" holding him down. Brian can't catch a break. And and and then he gets mistreated on this very forum he pays us to shill on. I mean like really? What does the guy have to do to catch some well deserved love and respect? I feel so dirty right now. I don't know what to believe anymore.
     
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