To all the would-be time machine travelers longing for races at The Rock and North Wilkesboro, I say this... Go Big or Go Home!
Nascar Shakes Up 2018 Schedule, Slates 500 Milers For Riverside and Langhorne Raceways
Nascar's weekly conference call with reporters is often a mundane affair, serving little more purpose than beating the drum for the up coming race interspersed with plugs for sponsors products. Until last Tuesday. Who could have expected the Chairman's Message (sponsored by Nationwide Insurance and presented by Whiskey River Bar & Grill) to drop a bombshell of epic proportions like this.
When Nascar's CEO began his weekly address to the press corps, he immediately seemed energized and animated. "I don't need no stinkin' coffee in the morning. I've got 5-Hour Energy, Mountain Dew, Monster, and NOS, and I wash 'em down with Miller Lite" said Dale Earnhardt Jr., now in his second year at the helm of the stock car juggernaut. "When Dirty Mo Productions launched our hostile takeover bid for Nascar last year, our promise was to return the sport to its roots, to honor our history of greatness by perpetually re-living it. When Jim France and Lesa France Kennedy tendered their shares to Dirty Mo, they expected bold action to be taken. And we are now delivering on our promise to them."