NASCAR in Vegas - Banquet and other related activities

Why no gf Brad. As champion you need to bring some eye candy, it is Vegas rent one if you must. Tiny Lund made a great speech once "Does anybody here like girls".
 
It aint PC, but a Nascar banquet needs some hickyacious white trash music. Some old honk and Twang, something like David Allan Cole ya never call by my name . Maybe Bkake Shelton doing the Hillbilly tune, and Harold Jenkins
'good bye time". Some ZZ Top Lagrange etc....

Ray Lewis mumbo jumbo, really WTF. Screw the efforts at being cool, the effort to be cool is as superficial it sounds. Just please your real dancing partners. When your the best, they will come to you.


And there is nothing wrong with Ray Lewis etc, but yada yada yada x 7436428......
 
Greg said:
It aint PC, but a Nascar banquet needs some hickyacious white trash music. Some old honk and Twang, something like David Allan Cole ya never call by my name . Maybe Bkake Shelton doing the Hillbilly tune, and Harold Jenkins
'good bye time". Some ZZ Top Lagrange etc....

Ray Lewis mumbo jumbo, really WTF. Screw the efforts at being cool, the effort to be cool is as superficial it sounds. Just please your real dancing partners. When your the best, they will come to you.


And there is nothing wrong with Ray Lewis etc, but yada yada yada x 7436428......
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Wait wait, I seen Natasha disregard previous quote
 
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Just got finished watching the DVR'd version of the banquet. That's the only way to watch this thing. I believe that I was able to reduce the length by at least 75%. As much as I am not a fan of Howie Mandel, I have to say he was way more entertaining than any of the other hosts in recent memory and that's not saying a whole lot. The banquet is what it is, a banquet. I'm guessing that they do their best to make it as entertaining as possible for the home viewing audience but what can really be done? What does everyone expect? I'm guessing far too much.
 
I didn't see it all , but I did see Jack Roush and Richard Childress looking very old and very unhappy during the speeches . Those boys are in big trouble.
 
I don't know why I even bother recording the awards banquet every year. It's friggin horrible. Not even the hot wives and girlfriends can save it. Maybe I'm just afraid that if I don't record it I'll miss something good.
 
Matthew2470 said:
I don't know why I even bother recording the awards banquet every year. It's friggin horrible. Not even the hot wives and girlfriends can save it. Maybe I'm just afraid that if I don't record it I'll miss something good.
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This is why I haven't watched one in probably ten years. The only account of this one is from y'all :D
 
VaDirt said:
This is why I haven't watched one in probably ten years. The only account of this one is from y'all :D
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They just read prepared statements via teleprompter. NASCAR isn't supposed to be fancy and formal. No one gives a damn about who designed the wives dresses. Donate the money they waste on all that BS to Victory Junction or something.
 
Matthew2470 said:
They just read prepared statements via teleprompter. NASCAR isn't supposed to be fancy and formal. No one gives a damn about who designed the wives dresses. Donate the money they waste on all that BS to Victory Junction or something.
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I agree just want to see them in the dresses
 
Talladega nights was on at the same time. What the heck is wrong with you people?
 
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