NASCAR Wives Show

On the bright side forcing a re-watch will prove a highly effective interrogation technique for our military.
 
This is not backed by NASCAR. If it were, they still wouldn't want to produce a show of the sport's "normal" people...if anything about NASCAR drivers is actually normal...doing "normal" things. I hate to disappoint the Corn Belt and the Deep South but normal doesn't sell.
 
REBS31 said:
Along with Kurt Busch’s “trained assassin” ex
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Look out for theupcoming: episodes: the outlaw paranormal assassin series sponsored by the 'I jus wanna cry soil proof blankies'.

Note: Will only be aired after the: 'My Daddy Uncle Tony Stewart" series.
 
gnomesayin said:
I've only heard of this wives program because of this forum ...
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Ditto. If not for the miracle of the Internet, I would have remained blissfully ignorant. Now I lie awake nights wondering if I’ll be able to catch any of the 863 times they’ll rurun it this week.
 
Greg said:
Tough crowd.
I know many were spoiled by the General Hospital soap opry in the early 80s. Who can evah... evah... forgot the summer of Luke and Laura, makes me sorry for the youngsters that missed it.
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We were a ‘Days of our Lives’ household. We’d catch it while eating before I left for my second-shift job. Hope and Bo.
 
Saw the commercial and had a chuckle. Why would Kyle agree to be in this steaming pile of manufactured ‘reality’?
 
Conover said:
Because his wife wants to be on it.
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Which tells you all you need to know about her or any of the other women. I wouldn't want to be within 100 miles of anybody that would even have a desire to do a show like that, let alone actually do it.
 
I tried watching.

Normally anything with a racing ‘tie in’ can hold my attention. This show is the exception.
 
DIDIT said:
This is just a PSA for the young juvenile males who lusted after the wives of NASCAR drivers. Once they see past the race day fake facade they will learn to appreciate a good cornbread gal from the grain belt. After all this is CMT.
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I get the thing about the corn bread grain belt insinuation, but really, you must expand your thinking. Suggesting females bred and born outside the cornbread belt as anything other than becoming a good wife and Mom is in poor taste. :eek: Especially to a long time New Jersey guy like me who picked his Bride right off a milking stool. Yep! I married the farmer's daughter and she was also from New Jersey. Sometimes we gotta look and think, because not everyone from the northeast talks funny, wears their hair piled like Mount Everest with bright red lipstick, chartreuse eye shadow, looooong, black, eyelashes, stiletto heels and leotards or yoga pants fitting tightly over a much plumped rump. They are truly in the minority. ;)
 
Whizzer said:
I get the thing about the corn bread grain belt insinuation, but really, you must expand your thinking. Suggesting females bred and born outside the cornbread belt as anything other than becoming a good wife and Mom is in poor taste. :eek: Especially to a long time New Jersey guy like me who picked his Bride right off a milking stool. Yep! I married the farmer's daughter and she was also from New Jersey. Sometimes we gotta look and think, because not everyone from the northeast talks funny, wears their hair piled like Mount Everest with bright red lipstick, chartreuse eye shadow, looooong, black, eyelashes, stiletto heels and leotards or yoga pants fitting tightly over a much plumped rump. They are truly in the minority. ;)
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:D
 
Whizzer said:
I get the thing about the corn bread grain belt insinuation, but really, you must expand your thinking. Suggesting females bred and born outside the cornbread belt as anything other than becoming a good wife and Mom is in poor taste. :eek: Especially to a long time New Jersey guy like me who picked his Bride right off a milking stool. Yep! I married the farmer's daughter and she was also from New Jersey. Sometimes we gotta look and think, because not everyone from the northeast talks funny, wears their hair piled like Mount Everest with bright red lipstick, chartreuse eye shadow, looooong, black, eyelashes, stiletto heels and leotards or yoga pants fitting tightly over a much plumped rump. They are truly in the minority. ;)
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God bless America. :salute:
 
If Members would be willing to delete this thread, I will become a contributor. Please. I am begging for mercy. For the love of sweet baby Jesus, make this stop.
 
Well, I watched 25 minutes of it while eating my lunch today and that takes care of that.

It would be an insult to my intelligence to watch another minute of this god awful series.

My guess is it would take an IQ of somewhere in the 50 to 75 range to watch this crap.

IMHO, this does more to harm Nascar than in anyway shape or form, help Nascar.
 
sdj said:
Well, I watched 25 minutes of it while eating my lunch today and that takes care of that.

It would be an insult to my intelligence to watch another minute of this god awful series.

My guess is it would take an IQ of somewhere in the 50 to 75 range to watch this crap.

IMHO, this does more to harm Nascar than in anyway shape or form, help Nascar.
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25 minutes? How many brain cells did you lose? :confused:
 
sdj said:
Well, I watched 25 minutes of it while eating my lunch today and that takes care of that.

It would be an insult to my intelligence to watch another minute of this god awful series.

My guess is it would take an IQ of somewhere in the 50 to 75 range to watch this crap.

IMHO, this does more to harm Nascar than in anyway shape or form, help Nascar.
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25 minutes! :eek:

You might hold the R-F record.
 
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Why, why on Earth did you have to post this thread, @Formerjackman ?

I didn't know about this series before I saw this thread and life was good.
I have watched 11 minutes and 22 seconds of that crap on YouTube and as I said in the thread about the eSports coverage on NBCSN, humanity is going the wrong way.
But this is worse than eSports, much worse.
 
Whizzer said:
I get the thing about the corn bread grain belt insinuation, but really, you must expand your thinking. Suggesting females bred and born outside the cornbread belt as anything other than becoming a good wife and Mom is in poor taste. :eek: Especially to a long time New Jersey guy like me who picked his Bride right off a milking stool. Yep! I married the farmer's daughter and she was also from New Jersey. Sometimes we gotta look and think, because not everyone from the northeast talks funny, wears their hair piled like Mount Everest with bright red lipstick, chartreuse eye shadow, looooong, black, eyelashes, stiletto heels and leotards or yoga pants fitting tightly over a much plumped rump. They are truly in the minority. ;)
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They all pink in_i_e
 
I am reading my TV guide and waiting for the Delana Harvick verses Patricia Driscoll deep in the heart of Texas Style fence death match with no-disqualifications and no time limits, refereed by Samantha Busch.
With bonus spankings for Samantha anytime she tries to arbitrate a peace settlement.

Featuring special guest announcer Jeff Burton hooked up to an IV full of speed and highly-concentrated coffee.
 
Greg said:
I am reading my TV guide and waiting for the Delana Harvick verses Patricia Driscoll deep in the heart of Texas Style fence death match with no-disqualifications and no time limits, refereed by Samantha Busch.
With bonus spankings for Samantha anytime she tries to arbitrate a peace settlement.

Featuring special guest announcer Jeff Burton hooked up to an IV full of speed and highly-concentrated coffee.
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Well, one thing is for sure, Delana is a hell of a lot more interesting than any of the women on this show, and my ears don't bleed when she talks.
 
Review epidode 1(using a five star metrix system )

Intro: Boat Loading dock *** overall rating. Ashley, Samantha and Whitney standing and enjoying popsicles and watermelon.

Clothing: ***** The one piece worn by Samantha is a quality garment, that has great freeze frame potential and she tastefully highlights the garment with several poses.
****Ashley honors the exquisite value of a pair daisy dukes by playfully standing on one foot.
It is artistic moments like this that reward the focused eye. There is a small deduction for no halter top, which would have provided more definition for the daisy dukes to artistically inspire at a higher level.

Scene Potential:
*** The lack of contrast was disappointing. It may seem too abstract for the untrained but more full camara shots including legs rather than close ups of just the outfits would have enhanced the overall expression, and the artistic message would been more profound.
* The lost popsicle(s) prop uses was a critical lost opportunity. So much unrealized prop material potential.

(note: writing reveiws is exhausting. Will take a 48 to 72 hour rest and recovery break prior to performing the next reveiw)
 
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