Nationwide Race Thread - Chicagoland

[Ditzmeister]

Hubby is getting bored of the race. He says there needs to be a wreck.

 

[FenderBumper]

Hubby is getting bored of the race. He says there needs to be a wreck.

Get on the radio and tell Danica to go fast. That should do it.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Get on the radio and tell Danica to go fast. That should do it.

Nooooooooo, I don't want her to crash. I want her to win.

 

[Greg]

Here you go Andy

Well I am working 12 hours so that video saves the day for me.

- The opening west cost song: a long skinny neck, means she ain't too big maybe pleasantly emaciated and she still haves some curves. The little shoulder wiggle indicates she can wiggle in a lot of many wonderful ways.

Exes in Texas the hair is down and she moves like she knows how's to be a real cowgirl.

Born in a Bayou: She is suggestive


Perhaps the most spiritual commercial I have ever seen.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Well I am working 12 hours so that video saves the day for me.

- The opening west cost song: a long skinny neck, means she ain't too big maybe pleasantly emaciated and she still haves some curves. The little shoulder wiggle indicates she can wiggle in a lot of many wonderful ways.

Exes in Texas the hair is down and she moves like she knows how's to be a real cowgirl.

Born in a Bayou: She is suggestive


Perhaps the most spiritual commercial I have ever seen.

Wow, only a guy would notice all those things about that gal.

 

[FenderBumper]

Nooooooooo, I don't want her to crash. I want her to win.

Hey missy, it's time to choose your loving mans wishes over Danica's!

 

[Ditzmeister]

Hey missy, it's time to choose your loving mans wishes over Danica's!

It can be any other driver, but Danica. I can't believe I just wrote that. He is making me a violent Nascar fan. haha

 

[FenderBumper]

Well I am working 12 hours so that video saves the day for me.

- The opening west cost song: a long skinny neck, means she ain't too big maybe pleasantly emaciated and she still haves some curves. The little shoulder wiggle indicates she can wiggle in a lot of many wonderful ways.

Exes in Texas the hair is down and she moves like she knows how's to be a real cowgirl.

Born in a Bayou: She is suggestive


Perhaps the most spiritual commercial I have ever seen.

Great observations Greg, but I'm surprised you left out an analysis of the groove thing.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Great observations Greg, but I'm surprised you left out an analysis of the groove thing.

What about the guy singing Rocky Mountain High?

 

[FenderBumper]

It can be any other driver, but Danica. I can't believe I just wrote that. He is making me a violent Nascar fan. haha

12 cars are out of the race, so crashing would only cost her 4 spots. Is that too much of a sacrifice for some action?

 

[Ditzmeister]

"Looks like her ride home vanished too." "Now go get me a diet Dew."

 

[FenderBumper]

What about the guy singing Rocky Mountain High?

It's all yours. Greg wasn't watching the guy.

 

[Greg]

Great observations Greg, but I'm surprised you left out an analysis of the groove thing.

If my post had lasted longer....

 

[Ditzmeister]

12 cars are out of the race, so crashing would only cost her 4 spots. Is that too much of a sacrifice for some action?

I just hate crashes.

 

[FenderBumper]

"Looks like her ride home vanished too." "Now go get me a diet Dew."

lol They should have him come back in a cab with a mountain dew.

 

[FenderBumper]

If my post had lasted longer....

Premature posting again?

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Danica needs to drive every track like she did Road America this year.

 

[FenderBumper]

I just hate crashes.

Stop being selfish. This is about what your hubby wants.

 

[Greg]

Danica's loose. Kegal excerises girl, kegal excerises.

I wanna be a driver coach.

 

[Ditzmeister]

She is behind Kyle Busch. She better watch out.

 

[FenderBumper]

Danica needs to drive every track like she did Road America this year.

I would love to see her turn right. lol

It looks like Eury missed the setup. Imagine that.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I wonder if Danica can beat the Cup guys at the boring track at Indianapolis next week.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Those Kegal Exercises really work.

 

[FenderBumper]

I wanna be a driver coach.

I have a feeling that you as coach would make matters worse.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Where are John Wes Townley and Steven Wallace when you need them?

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Danica just passed Kyle freakin Busch lol

 

[VaDirt]

Those Kegal Exercises really work.

Kegger exercises? Why yes, they work wonders.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Stop being selfish. This is about what your hubby wants.

He agrees. He says I should stop watching the race and give him more attention.

 

[Greg]

Those Kegal Exercises really work.

I agree they even help my wrist

 

[FenderBumper]

I wonder if Danica can beat the Cup guys at the boring track at Indianapolis next week.

Andy, please limit your comments to the subject of racing.

 

[FenderBumper]

He agrees. He says I should stop watching the race and give him more attention.

Since Danica just made a pass, he's probably out of luck for now.

 

[FenderBumper]

I agree they even help my wrist

Now we know why you triple space.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Since Danica just made a pass, he's probably out of luck for now.

She is on the move. He wishes I was. haha

 

[mike honcho]

Danica just passed Kyle freakin Busch lol

And ESPN missed it???? I thought Andy said they get it.

 

[FenderBumper]

And ESPN missed it???? I thought Andy said they get it.

Apparently, they only get it during commercial breaks.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

And ESPN missed it???? I thought Andy said they get it.

I don't care if his car is off, If I'm driving and I pass Kyle Busch for position ANYTIME I'm gonna shout it from the mountain tops the next day.

 

[FenderBumper]

She is on the move. He wishes I was. haha

You sure he wants you on the move?

 

[Ditzmeister]

You sure he wants you on the move?

Yeah, into the kitchen to get him a beer.

 

[FenderBumper]

I don't care if his car is off, If I'm driving and I pass Kyle Busch for position ANYTIME I'm gonna shout it from the mountain tops the next day.

True.

It was so thrilling for her, Danica named it the double Kegal move.

 

[HoneyBadger]

And ESPN missed it???? I thought Andy said they get it.

I have the IndyCar "race" on.