Discussion in 'NASCAR chat' started by DanicaFreak, Dec 24, 2019.
Earnhardt sr:a cage to rattle
Danica:a return to cup racing
Deegan:a truck to run at Eldora.
A gift they give to us, or a gift we give to them?
We give them
Mark Martin - A dashboard lap counter
Michael Waltrip (Racing) - Integrity
Dale Earnhardt - Hans safety device
Kasey Kahne- enough money so that Ray Evernham never had to bring in Gillette and derail Kaseys career.
Bill Elliott- a couple more laps led in 1992
Brennan Poole, Justin Haley, Regan Smith- the wins taken away from them on terrible calls.
Kyle Busch--He has everything that matters.....so a high five.
Jimmie Johnson--A TRD powered Toyota Camry so he can win instead of that bucket of crap he is driving now.
Kevin Harvick--His 2018 spec blade so he can actually have a shot to compete.
Truex: Tire's on correctly
Edwards: Goes green at Homestead
JPM: No speeding penalty at Indy
I’d give Jeff Gordon the gift of the Winston Cup points system over his entire career
Johnson - Golden Horseshoe
Austin Dillon - Silver Spoon
More than three, but....
Brad Keselowski - Apples and Oats
Denny Hamlin - a thin roll of tape
Clint Bowyer - calamine lotion
Joey Logano - Rogaine
Ryan Newman - a lace (instead of a necklace)
Kyle Larson - a case of Busch beer to regift to his wife
Austin Dillon - a better fitting cowboy hat
Davey—a helmet to wear in a helicopter
Carl Edwards- one more car passed
Jimmie- another run in the 2005- 10 era cars
Tony- a Daytona 500
Austin Hill-a free flight to meet his real father, Hank Hill
Jimmie Johnson- a personality
Kyle Busch- less of a personality, and some of Denny's addy so he doesn't look suicidal next time he wins a cup.
Logano- punching bag so he doesn't run from a fight
Hamlin- copy of Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri so he can meet his Doppelgänger Sam Rockwell, and Kyle's leftover addy
Truex- tire changer that isn't cross eyed
Suarez- a ride
Larson: an indestructible right side panel
Elliott: indestructible engines
Austin Dillon: talent
Matt D - a good CC for 2020
Reddit - the best cars that RCR can provide.
Bell - JGR cars for 2020
Custer - Harvick's cars and set ups.
Nascar Management- common sense decisions.
Austin Dillion - His pink slip. (means fired, for you youngsters on here)
Matt Kenseth - A baseball bat with directions on it as to where to knock the sh*t out of Carl Edwards.(yep, I still remember)
Kyle Bush - A book on how to have your wife dress for public viewing.
Dale Jr - 7 Championships or 1
Jimmie Johnson - # 8 just to piss off Nascar
Dale Earnhardt - old age with a silver mustache
No Hell No! Let that girl strut, to many wimmins being shamed for being hawt.
Turn your head if you don't approve.
I had a feeling you might comment on this.
Eh, I thought he was still in mourning after Kim Burton fell off the hauler and broke her arm
Kim was definitely a sweetheart back in the day. I never got tired of seeing her on the pit box and on TV or with binoculars at the track.
At Talladega I would loose my line of sight for the backstretch, so I would flip my binoculars to Kim while listening for the pack to make it to turn three and then flip them back to the racing.
Need 3D Binos or TV to get the full effect.
Matt Kenseth - at least two more wins in '03; maybe we wouldn't have the Chase.
Andy Hillenburg - a Busch series date on the 2010 schedule, a Cup date in 2011, and two weekends from there on. (Okay, that one is really for myself.)
Honorable mention - BZF - a career in something he would have enjoyed and the fortitude to have pursued it.
Say hello to his little friend
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