Pick 3 drivers now or past. Whats their Christmas gift?

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  1. DanicaFreak

    DanicaFreak Green monster

  2. DanicaFreak

    DanicaFreak Green monster

    Earnhardt sr:a cage to rattle
    Danica:a return to cup racing
    Deegan:a truck to run at Eldora.
     
  3. Revman

    Revman 2X CHAMPION

    A gift they give to us, or a gift we give to them?
     
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  4. DanicaFreak

    DanicaFreak Green monster

    We give them
     
  5. DIDIT

    DIDIT Old School Fan

    Mark Martin - A dashboard lap counter
    Michael Waltrip (Racing) - Integrity
    Dale Earnhardt - Hans safety device :(
     
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  6. kkfan91

    kkfan91 Taking a 10-200

    Kasey Kahne- enough money so that Ray Evernham never had to bring in Gillette and derail Kaseys career.
    Bill Elliott- a couple more laps led in 1992
    Brennan Poole, Justin Haley, Regan Smith- the wins taken away from them on terrible calls.
     
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  7. Revman

    Revman 2X CHAMPION

    Kyle Busch--He has everything that matters.....so a high five.
    Jimmie Johnson--A TRD powered Toyota Camry so he can win instead of that bucket of crap he is driving now.
    Kevin Harvick--His 2018 spec blade so he can actually have a shot to compete.
     
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  8. Turtle84

    Turtle84 gained a step

    Truex: Tire's on correctly
    Edwards: Goes green at Homestead
    JPM: No speeding penalty at Indy
     
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  9. Snappy D

    Snappy D 2017 Pick Em Champion 2018 Bold Predictor

    I’d give Jeff Gordon the gift of the Winston Cup points system over his entire career
     
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  10. AuzGrams

    AuzGrams Team Owner

    Johnson - Golden Horseshoe
    Austin Dillon - Silver Spoon
     
  11. ToyYoda

    ToyYoda Team Owner Contributor

    More than three, but....

    Brad Keselowski - Apples and Oats
    Denny Hamlin - a thin roll of tape
    Clint Bowyer - calamine lotion
    Joey Logano - Rogaine
    Ryan Newman - a lace (instead of a necklace)
    Kyle Larson - a case of Busch beer to regift to his wife
    Austin Dillon - a better fitting cowboy hat
     
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  12. 28car

    28car Team Owner

    Davey—a helmet to wear in a helicopter
     
  13. 28car

    28car Team Owner

    Carl Edwards- one more car passed
     
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  14. SlicedBread22

    SlicedBread22 #TeamJL

    :XXROFL:
     
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  15. Switchback

    Switchback Team Owner

    Jimmie- another run in the 2005- 10 era cars
    Tony- a Daytona 500
    Kybo- Humility
     
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  16. DaBiff1618

    DaBiff1618 Team Owner

    Austin Hill-a free flight to meet his real father, Hank Hill

    Jimmie Johnson- a personality

    Kyle Busch- less of a personality, and some of Denny's addy so he doesn't look suicidal next time he wins a cup.

    Logano- punching bag so he doesn't run from a fight

    Hamlin- copy of Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri so he can meet his Doppelgänger Sam Rockwell, and Kyle's leftover addy

    Larson- Stilts

    Truex- tire changer that isn't cross eyed

    Suarez- a ride
     
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  17. Larsonfan1995

    Larsonfan1995 Team Owner

    Larson: an indestructible right side panel
    Elliott: indestructible engines
    Austin Dillon: talent
     
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  18. Team Penske

    Team Penske Team Owner

    Matt D - a good CC for 2020
    Reddit - the best cars that RCR can provide.
    Bell - JGR cars for 2020
    Custer - Harvick's cars and set ups.
    Nascar Management- common sense decisions.
     
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  19. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    Austin Dillion - His pink slip. (means fired, for you youngsters on here)
    Matt Kenseth - A baseball bat with directions on it as to where to knock the sh*t out of Carl Edwards.(yep, I still remember)
    Kyle Bush - A book on how to have your wife dress for public viewing.
     
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  20. Pat

    Pat Team Owner

    Dale Jr - 7 Championships or 1
    Jimmie Johnson - # 8 just to piss off Nascar
    Dale Earnhardt - old age with a silver mustache
     
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  21. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    No Hell No! Let that girl strut, to many wimmins being shamed for being hawt.
    Turn your head if you don't approve.
     
  22. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    :lol2: I had a feeling you might comment on this.
     
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  23. StandOnIt

    StandOnIt Farm Truck

    Eh, I thought he was still in mourning after Kim Burton fell off the hauler and broke her arm :p
     
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  24. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    Kim was definitely a sweetheart back in the day. I never got tired of seeing her on the pit box and on TV or with binoculars at the track.
    At Talladega I would loose my line of sight for the backstretch, so I would flip my binoculars to Kim while listening for the pack to make it to turn three and then flip them back to the racing.
     
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  25. Ventisca

    Ventisca Team Owner

    Need 3D Binos or TV to get the full effect.
     
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  26. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses.

    Matt Kenseth - at least two more wins in '03; maybe we wouldn't have the Chase.

    Andy Hillenburg - a Busch series date on the 2010 schedule, a Cup date in 2011, and two weekends from there on. (Okay, that one is really for myself.)

    Honorable mention - BZF - a career in something he would have enjoyed and the fortitude to have pursued it.
     
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  27. kkfan91

    kkfan91 Taking a 10-200

    Say hello to his little friend
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