Pick 3 drivers now or past. Whats their Christmas gift?

Earnhardt sr:a cage to rattle
Danica:a return to cup racing
Deegan:a truck to run at Eldora.
 
A gift they give to us, or a gift we give to them?
 
Kasey Kahne- enough money so that Ray Evernham never had to bring in Gillette and derail Kaseys career.
Bill Elliott- a couple more laps led in 1992
Brennan Poole, Justin Haley, Regan Smith- the wins taken away from them on terrible calls.
 
Kyle Busch--He has everything that matters.....so a high five.
Jimmie Johnson--A TRD powered Toyota Camry so he can win instead of that bucket of crap he is driving now.
Kevin Harvick--His 2018 spec blade so he can actually have a shot to compete.
 
Truex: Tire's on correctly
Edwards: Goes green at Homestead
JPM: No speeding penalty at Indy
 
More than three, but....

Brad Keselowski - Apples and Oats
Denny Hamlin - a thin roll of tape
Clint Bowyer - calamine lotion
Joey Logano - Rogaine
Ryan Newman - a lace (instead of a necklace)
Kyle Larson - a case of Busch beer to regift to his wife
Austin Dillon - a better fitting cowboy hat
 
Kyle Busch--He has everything that matters.....so a high five.
Jimmie Johnson--A TRD powered Toyota Camry so he can win instead of that bucket of crap he is driving now.
Kevin Harvick--His 2018 spec blade so he can actually have a shot to compete.
More than three, but....

Brad Keselowski - Apples and Oats
Denny Hamlin - a thin roll of tape
Clint Bowyer - calamine lotion
Joey Logano - Rogaine
Ryan Newman - a lace (instead of a necklace)
Kyle Larson - a case of Busch beer to regift to his wife
Austin Dillon - a better fitting cowboy hat
:XXROFL:
 
Austin Hill-a free flight to meet his real father, Hank Hill

Jimmie Johnson- a personality

Kyle Busch- less of a personality, and some of Denny's addy so he doesn't look suicidal next time he wins a cup.

Logano- punching bag so he doesn't run from a fight

Hamlin- copy of Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri so he can meet his Doppelgänger Sam Rockwell, and Kyle's leftover addy

Larson- Stilts

Truex- tire changer that isn't cross eyed

Suarez- a ride
 
Larson: an indestructible right side panel
Elliott: indestructible engines
Austin Dillon: talent
 
Matt D - a good CC for 2020
Reddit - the best cars that RCR can provide.
Bell - JGR cars for 2020
Custer - Harvick's cars and set ups.
Nascar Management- common sense decisions.
 
Austin Dillion - His pink slip. (means fired, for you youngsters on here)
Matt Kenseth - A baseball bat with directions on it as to where to knock the sh*t out of Carl Edwards.(yep, I still remember)
Kyle Bush - A book on how to have your wife dress for public viewing.
 
Dale Jr - 7 Championships or 1
Jimmie Johnson - # 8 just to piss off Nascar
Dale Earnhardt - old age with a silver mustache
 
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Eh, I thought he was still in mourning after Kim Burton fell off the hauler and broke her arm :p
Kim was definitely a sweetheart back in the day. I never got tired of seeing her on the pit box and on TV or with binoculars at the track.
At Talladega I would loose my line of sight for the backstretch, so I would flip my binoculars to Kim while listening for the pack to make it to turn three and then flip them back to the racing.
 
Matt Kenseth - at least two more wins in '03; maybe we wouldn't have the Chase.

Andy Hillenburg - a Busch series date on the 2010 schedule, a Cup date in 2011, and two weekends from there on. (Okay, that one is really for myself.)

Honorable mention - BZF - a career in something he would have enjoyed and the fortitude to have pursued it.
 
Honorable mention - BZF - a career in something he would have enjoyed and the fortitude to have pursued it.
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