SPAM THREAD!!!

Is that real cheese? :D

Q: What do you call stolen cheese?

A: Nacho cheese!
 
Not really Spam, but Ham and Sex!

A priest and a rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned to the rabbi and said, "Before I die there's something that I would like to know. You being Jewish and all -- have you ever tasted ham?"

"Well," the rabbi laughed, "sure I've tasted ham. But tell me father, before we die -- could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman?"

The priest blushed and said, "There was this one time I gave in and made love to a woman."

The rabbi looked at the priest and said, "Beats the hell out of ham, don't it?"
 
A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.

"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

"All right, buddy. What's your name?"

"Spam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Spam?" the cop asked.

"The balcony."
 
Actually, it's a new Spam product in the experimental stage. Yet to be taste tested. They are still rounding up enough vision impared testers to get a good statistical sample. Yuk!
 
fifth wheel, it's a good thing I have a strong stomach! That is the most disgusting picture I've seen in a long time.

No wonder this thing was buried.

Here's something a little better. :)
 
Beware, the MASTER of SPAM has arrived. :gavel:
 
:bleh:
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