Texas RACE thread

[ToyYoda]

They need to stitch in turn 4 from Martinsville and this track would be great.

Or they could just give all the cookie cutter tracks the same name: Las Kentexatlansasagolandarlotte.

 

[FenderBumper]

A couple of teams reporting oil on the track. nascar says the track is clear. Sound familiar?

 

[Joniki]

The track is cooling down which will make for faster lap times.

With any luck a certain Chevy will go KABLOOM.....

 

[Reck]

This race is so boring they're hyping every tenth Kenseth is knocking off the lead DESPITE the fact Jimmie is dealing with heavy traffic.

 

[FenderBumper]

Or they could just give all the cookie cutter tracks the same name: Las Kentexatlansasagolandarlotte.

There ought to be a law against momentum racing in a stock car. It's a total waste of perfectly good bumpers and fenders.

 

[BobbyFord]

So far the most exciting part of this race is that Worthlessberger was just intercepted.

 

[FenderBumper]

The track is cooling down which will make for faster lap times.

With any luck a certain Chevy will go KABLOOM.....

JJ's so fast, he just might be the one who blows up or pops a tire.

 

[FenderBumper]

Kurt Busch sure fell out of chase contention in an instant. They don't even mention him anymore.

 

[Reck]

Still stumped as to why this track gets two dates.

 

[ToyYoda]

The Dallas area puts on three great parades every year: The Cotton Bowl parade on New Years Day, and the two Texas races.

 

[FenderBumper]

Still stumped as to why this track gets two dates.

Bruton should give Vegas this chase date and stop holding out for the last race of the year.

 

[DSquad48]

*Biffle bumps Johnson*

48 Spotter: "All clear, whaaaat a douchebag"

 

[Mr. Gregory]

LOL. Really, Biffle?

 

[Reck]

Biffle is just despicable. What an imbecile.

 

[ToyYoda]

That was Biffle attempting to be a tough guy.

 

[#17D500winner]

Nice!!!

 

[FenderBumper]

Matt has the ugliest paint job of the year.

 

[Reck]

Ohhhhhhh Mattie

 

[ToyYoda]

Kenseth got busted.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Noooooooo! Kenseth!

 

[Joniki]

They whacked the 20.

 

[racer8]

Busted

 

[FenderBumper]

"Section 4 might not be the first one". lol You mean they didn't number them 4, 3, 2, 1, 6, 7, 8?

 

[Tennessee Racing]

That just might be it for Kenseth.

 

[Reck]

Matt has the ugliest paint job of the year.

I like it.

Reminds me of Tony's all orange paintscheme.

And LOL Matt trying to catch a caution. Should be held a lap if the caution comes out and he still hasn't serve his pass through.

 

[FenderBumper]

They whacked the 20.

Busted

Wow, how could he mess up like that?

 

[StandOnIt]

thank you Matt take a bow.

 

[FenderBumper]

I like it.

Reminds me of Tony's all orange paintscheme.

And LOL Matt trying to catch a caution. Should be held a lap if the caution comes out and he still hasn't serve his pass through.

It's the dirty orange color with the dirty nose look that gets me. It doesn't remind me of Tony's scheme at all.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Everyone not named Jimmie Johnson is getting ******

 

[Mr. Gregory]

I like it.

Reminds me of Tony's all orange paintscheme.

Yeah, I actually like it a lot, minus the random yellow Dollar General back panel, and even that doesn't bring it down too much. It's clean and simple.

 

[DUN24]

If JJ doesn't face some adversity today, it'll officially be the blandest race ever.

 

[StandOnIt]

Freakin Kyle is second though.

 

[FenderBumper]

The first yellow and Matt is back in it.

 

[DSquad48]

Jimmie reporting extremely loose in the lead.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Ehh, this race ain't over yet. Kenseth has plenty of time to rally back and get a good finish.

 

[Reck]

Jimmie should start with a handicap every race.

This guy is just insanely lucky. (And good)

 

[FenderBumper]

lol Chad made the tape look like trash.

 

[Reck]

Gotta be kidding me Carl, I picked you!!!

 

[ToyYoda]

Thank you, oil.

 

[BobbyFord]

I think that Rolex that Rick Hendrick gave Gibbs for Christmas last year might really be a Fauxlex