Texas RACE thread

[FenderBumper]

Is that a jock strap?

 

[Mr. Gregory]

The first yellow and Matt is back in it.

There's the caution!

 

[#17D500winner]

2 tires?

 

[BobbyFord]

Jimmie should start with a handicap every race...

Apparently you've never seen him interviewed

 

[FenderBumper]

2 tires?

For the 22 for sure.

 

[FenderBumper]

Apparently you've never seen him interviewed

lol Nice.

 

[Reck]

Apparently you've never seen him interviewed

Enlighten this fool.

Watcha talkin bout?

 

[FenderBumper]

lol Jr almost wreck at pit entrance.

 

[FenderBumper]

4 tires for the 20? I don't get it.

 

[#17D500winner]

lol Jr almost wreck at pit entrance.

Which Jr

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Would be great to see another JJ/Brad K battle

 

[ToyYoda]

If it does end up being Jimmie and Matt for the championship going into Homestead, they ought to promote it as "The Battle for the Hardware" (Lowe's...Home Depot...see what I did there?)

 

[Mr. Gregory]

I swear I'm gonna adopt that little girl from the AT&T commercial. She is too adorable.

 

[FenderBumper]

Which Jr

lol

Dale Darrell Martin Jr, of course.

 

[SuperTex14]

Harv lurking...

 

[BobbyFord]

Enlighten this fool.

Watcha talkin bout?

Are you & Jimmie related?

 

[Reck]

lol

Dale Darrell Martin Stenhouse Jr, of course.

 

[SuperTex14]

lol

Dale Darrell Martin Jr, of course.

Wallace, you need a Wallace in there.

 

[BobbyFord]

I swear I'm gonna adopt that little girl from the AT&T commercial. She is too adorable.

Absolutely adorable.

 

[Reck]

Are you & Jimmie related?

Cousins, twice remove.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

4 tires for the 20? I don't get it.

I would probably have gone for 4 right there too...play it safe and hope to grab a couple of spots under green since he has a decent car.

 

[FenderBumper]

2 car just can't get going today.

 

[FenderBumper]

Cousins, twice remove.

You guys ever kiss?

 

[Reck]

Is the 39 unsponsored?

 

[Reck]

You guys ever kiss?

Whoa.

 

[BobbyFord]

You guys ever kiss?

Wow

 

[FenderBumper]

I would probably have gone for 4 right there too...play it safe and hope to grab a couple of spots under green since he has a decent car.

IDK. The 2 car took the lead with 25 laps on the left side. Matt had about 10 laps on his.

 

[sloggie]

Strung out single file racing.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Kyle blowing up?

 

[FenderBumper]

OMG, it's a snickers bar!

 

[BobbyFord]

18 can't catch a break

 

[FenderBumper]

Telling Joey to come back to you? WTH?

 

[Reck]

Is Joey slowing down on purpose there? Not giving it 100%.

 

[ToyYoda]

I'm glad Kyle's running well, but that car looks like a rolling turd.

 

[FenderBumper]

18 can't catch a break

He caught a wall and a wrapper. Stop complaining.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Is Joey slowing down on purpose there? Not giving it 100%.

I'm pretty sure NASCAR has already forgotten about that silly rule.

 

[Reck]

Telling Joey to come back to you? WTH?

That Joey guy has no balls.

Helping out a guy that is likely to beat you.

 

[FenderBumper]

They must think Logano is still with JGR.

 

[DUN24]

How many times was ESPN gonna keep showing us loops of that damn grill with a shakey lense? Jeez.. 8 or 9 consecutive camera shots of the same damn thing that we couldn't see.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Texas

There. Fixed that for you.