Cholo
Team Owner
He's getting some practice rounds in for next time Danica wrecks him.
I'll never hit a woman. I'll completely restrain her & hold her down till the authorities arrive, but id never leave a mark.
I'll never hit a woman. I'll completely restrain her & hold her down till the authorities arrive, but id never leave a mark.
The thing is women know this and often time they try to get in your face, even hit you in some instances knowing you cant touch them.
Every woman I've dated owns & knows how to fire a shotgun. Not a fan of walking away from a woman scorned with weapons close by.That right there is false imprisonment.
Walk away gents.
Every woman I've dated owns & knows how to fire a shotgun. Not a fan of walking away from a woman scorned with weapons close by.
Unless she's an amazing shot you can be out of shotgun fatal range in a few stridesEvery woman I've dated owns & knows how to fire a shotgun. Not a fan of walking away from a woman scorned with weapons close by.
A blur of hotdogs & potato chipsUnless she's an amazing shot you can be out of shotgun fatal range in a few strides
I'm basically a blur when I'm scared.
Unless she's an amazing shot you can be out of shotgun fatal range in a few strides
I'm basically a blur when I'm scared.
When I'm scared I'm like a wind; you can feel where I was but you can't see me.A blur of hotdogs & potato chips
Damn, that made me laughMy papa always told me "it's a dang poor set of legs that would stand around and let a man's body be abused."
Unless she's an amazing shot you can be out of shotgun fatal range in a few strides
I'm basically a blur when I'm scared.
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Bill Burr is THE best.
You dunno how to operate a fire arm? Common boy that's like knowin how to drive a 5 speed.You are dating the wrong women.
I would never, ever date a woman that was more of a man than I am.
Most girls cant drive period...then when you look a bit shocked that they made a bonzai move they yell at youMost girls can't drive a manual trans.
Most girls can't drive a manual trans.
*clears throat* You've met one here, baby.
You go girl.
Most girls can't drive a manual trans.
I'll never hit a woman. I'll completely restrain her & hold her down till the authorities arrive, but id never leave a mark.
Count me on the "I'll wait for more to come out before making a judgement" side.
I was once married to a crazy wife. I can see how this sort of thing could not be his fault. I also think being a nascar driver and all the things that go along with it might even lead to some poor choices in spouses.
Lisa, come and hangout with me for a while, when you leave you will be able to drive a 9, 10, 13, 15, 21 speed, and a 6 by 4. An automatic I'm not so good at.My current car is an automatic but I love to drive stick.
My current car is an automatic but I love to drive stick.
Lisa, come and hangout with me for a while, when you leave you will be able to drive a 9, 10, 13, 15, 21 speed, and a 6 by 4. An automatic I'm not so good at.
From here..
NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Travis Kvapil allegedly pulled his wife into a bedroom by her hair and struck her in the head as she tried to pull away.