Truck RACE thread --- Bristol dirt

[gnomesayin]

That is the first time "slide job" has been uttered and actually applied to what happened. Power move by Hocevar.

 

[Speedbowl14]

Um...

 

[Kiante]

Self is a silly MF man.

 

[jws926]

Cue DW, "have you ever?"

 

[AdoubleU24]

Most impressive thing Matt D has ever done in a race car

 

[Greg]

Calling out the hot water truck out to separate two trucks

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Put the #22 in reverse and rip 'em apart.

 

[Hotrod]

Well that something you dont see every day !
Hooked together like a couple of Florida Love Bugs !

 

[Kiante]

Um...

It happens.

 

[StandOnIt]

Damn, they are hooked good

 

[Speedbowl14]

It happens.

I've seen wrecked cars do that...not moderate bumps like this...

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Hope they used a condom.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

How did JHN ram the hell out of Hocevar with no issue, but those two got hooked up with less contact? Sheesh. We have officially seen it all.

 

[Kiante]

Hope they used a condom.

Pardon monsieur?

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Hope they used a condom.

Trying to resist making a joke about the rear truck spewing fluid everywhere.

 

[DIDIT]

Why do you say they don't?

I been to the races and they are at the campers not at the race. Mist recently Atlanta. The attendance for the truck and Xfinity race would have been considerably bigger if all those from the campgrounds would have attended. There was an incredible number of campers this tear at Atlanta.

 

[Kiante]

Trying to resist making a joke about the rear truck spewing fluid everywhere.

Might have a GMC after they finish.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Trying to resist making a joke about the rear truck spewing fluid everywhere.

Shouldn't have trusted those stale gas station ones.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Shouldn't have trusted those stale gas station ones.

A quarter doesn't go nearly as far these days.

 

[DIDIT]

What a run for Kofoid in his debut.

Watched Kofoid race a sprint car at Attica and Fremont weekly just a couple years back. He went from struggling to make a the main to struggling to not lose the main. I have enjoyed watching his progression. As they said similar mold of Larson and Bell. Gooo Buddy!

 

[Charlie Spencer]

A quarter doesn't go nearly as far these days.

Yep, only 4 or 5 inches. I swear, it used to go twice as far.

 

[jws926]

 

[gnomesayin]

Dirt late model driver Mike Marlar is quietly having a good run.

Majeski is making progress quicker than Rhodes so far.

This should be good, hopefully it stays as relatively clean as the bulk of the race has.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Yep, only 4 or 5 inches. I swear, it used to go twice as far.

She said she needed 8 inches and to make it hurt. So I did it twice and then slapped her.

Y'all have been great. Be sure to tip your waitress!

 

[gnomesayin]

Majeski is making progress quicker than Rhodes so far.

Not anymore.

 

[gnomesayin]

Somebody get Ben Rhodes in a dirt late model.

 

[HoneyBadger]

When Austin Wayne Self is involved, anything is possible.

 

[Mispeedway15]

That last caution was too quick on the draw

 

[hmmm298]

Hope they used a condom.

Now that's how you tie the knot.

 

[Kiante]

Talking about the wrong driver, no?

 

[racingfan7]

Good lord laps and laps of pacing for a single Truck spin

 

[Charlie Spencer]

I still want a cookie.

 

[gnomesayin]

A lot of potential good stories here. Hocevar winning with the BC logo on the truck. Kofoid winning his debut. Rhodes sweeping the night in the best truck after questionable strategy put him behind.

I just hope the end doesn't turn into a wreckfest. The track is getting a lot slicker and more difficult to drive.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Welp. Kofoid and Majeski around. Good thing or this would have finished during commercials.

 

[FLRacingFan]

20 second laps and they go to commercial with 13 to go

 

[gnomesayin]

Dammit Buddy.

 

[HoneyBadger]

It’s actually impressive how bad Fox is.

 

[DIDIT]

WTH 13 to go...commercial

 

[donthaveanickname]

Commercial with 13 to go. Fox sucks

 

[DIDIT]

Dammit Buddy.

I really like the kid...but he is like Larson was years ago, looking for a way to give up the win.