But how will folks ever know:
How bad the coverage was,
How may commercials were on during gf segments,
How many fake debri cautions happened this week,
Why we need fake cautions,
What did Clint do to Jeff this week,
Did that S.O.B. spin out on purpose?
What did Jeff do to retaliate.
How Alan Gufestan caused Jeff to loose again.
How did Chad totally win it for JJ this week,
Who is getting into Jimmies head?
How did the 48 cheat this week,
How many resources did JJ steal from Gordon this week,
Which driver is the most femininized sissy this week,
How did Kyle melt down,
How did Kurt melt down,
Why the Busch boys mama needs to so ashamed, and branded with a scarlet B.
How did Brian Iscariot France ruin the sport you love so much this week?
What Did Samantha Busch wear?
Why Mike Helton, John Darby and race control are stupid Nimrods.
Why Kasey is a sissy,
Why Newman is an Ogre.
Why JPM is so worthless.
Why Joey is a creep,
Which driver isn't a pretty boy that knows more hair gel than cars.
Danica, Danica (refer to her thread)
Man I miss the good ole days etc...
Why in the hell do I watch this stuff? obviously it is only to stay informed on how Nascar has made my life a living hell, and the world needs to how they ruined it all for me.
How else can I articulate the suffering the pain and agony, obviously I have to watch the crap so I can post all about it here with some scars....
....and dont get me started on the welfare chase....