One day I got bored and decided to go out, where I did not know. Now this place of which I did not know was Overflowing with the most exciting things to do. In fact, it was so exciting, that people of all stripes clamored to participate. One person got so excited, that she very nearly wet her pants. Fortunately, just as she was at the bursting point, a very strange thing happened. She woke up, and realised she was just having a dream so she proceeded to take a shower and get the day started.
Showered, dressed, and refreshed, Zelda felt much better, and went downstairs to the kitchen.Then she realized she was in a strange kitchen with a strange man. Not only was the kitchen unfamiliar, as well as the bewildered man now staring at her intently, but she also realized that the clothes she had on were not hers.
"Hey, honey. Those clothes look good on you. Now get your butt on over here", said the strange man.
Then the man noticed she was not a she at all.
It turns out that "she" was an odd creature and looked much like a cross between a Bear and a Human. Now, this man had become quite frightened by what he was witnessing and soon he fled out the door just as fast as he could, But was then greeted by something even worse...
Saddam Hussein. However would he escape the clutches of both a sheman bear and Saddam Hussein at the same time, he wondered aloud...
And then to his amazement in walked Bill Clinton bosting,HEY SADAM MAN WHERE YOU KEEPIN AL THE BABES HID?Sadam said, sit down and have a cigar my friend,And I will share my harem with you.
"Wooooohooooooooooo, baby!", screamed Bill, bearhugging an inebriated Saddam. "What was the deal with that shebear, man? Scared the pants right off of me!"
"Oh, that," laughed Saddam, "That's one of my ex-wives. We call her Hillary." Bill drew back in horror. How could this be?
"She said she would never do anything like that" Clinton said. "I wonder why she would"
"Simple," replied Saddam. "Your American woman tired of your imperialistic marital wanderings, and desired a real man...one who could satisfy her needs like none in your country."
A roar was heard outside as Rusty skidded his #2 Ford to a stop in the driveway, leaped across the front yard and into the house screaming "Less filling yet tastes great"
Saddam and Bill, now the best of buddies, ambled to the front door to greet Rusty. Bill quipped, "Hey, Rusty, my man. When you gonna let me drive that thing, bud?" Saddam shot Rusty a look. He had some other ideas for the former Winston Cup champion.
"First of all, Bill, never call a Miller man Bud. And secondly, I'd never let you drive my hot rod for fear you'd stain the upholstery. OK, Sadman, what's on your mind? I don't like the way you look at me.Well Rusty,I can see why they call you a crybaby.Rusty turns and shoves a scud up Saddams porthole,and blows the hell out of him.Bill looks at Rusty,and says.Way to go redneck,I ain't even learned all the girls in the harems name yet.
Then Rusty turned and shoved a scud up Clinton's porthole and blows the heck out of him.
