FenderBumper
The "good old days" ??
I got sent to the lumber yard for a "board stretcher." The worst part is that the guys at the counter and the other customers all played along. I think I was 15 at the time. I effing hated going into that place after that.
This reminds me of the one time I went Deer hunting. Me and 4 friends borrowed a small cabin outside some small upstate town that catered to hunters. Almost every store and bar had a display designed to mess with visitors while the townies hung back and got a laugh. We were in a gunshop when my friend noticed a giant stuffed Owl head hanging on the wall. It was 2 feet wide, so my friend was totally amazed. He started asking the shop keeper questions about it. The guy had a whole story ready about the now extinct Great Northern Owl. "My friend shot the last one back in '69, and that's it right there. If you go to Mike's bar and grill, he has one twice that size". My friend was excited like a kid getting candy. That's when I noticed that the regulars hanging around were about to bust out laughing. I took a second look at that Great Northern Owl and realized it was a Deers ass combed out and dressed up to look like an Owl head. The look of dissapointment on Gregs face as I explained what was going on was priceless. That was about the hardest I've every laughed.