2017 Daytona - Coke Zero 400 - Pre Race Thread

[*WEAVER*]

I just tried to turn the channel and NBC won't let me off channel 88.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Another Jr piece.

JFC.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I just tried to turn the channel and NBC won't let me off channel 88.

 

[JGR_20]

Anyone doing a drinking game on "lessons learned from his father "?

 

[HoneyBadger]

And I thought the "Dale Jr Performance Report" on Fox was bad.

 

[Michfan]

I don't usually pull this card, but I do have a few contacts in the garage and they are hearing this could be Dale Jrs last Daytona cup race.

Stay tuned I'll keep you updated

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Anyone doing a drinking game on "lessons learned from his father "?

Between that and the 'last race' game, there ain't enough beer in the Sunshine State.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

I don't usually pull this card, but I do have a few contacts in the garage and they are hearing this could be Dale Jrs last Daytona cup race.

Stay tuned I'll keep you updated

How 'bout Danica?

 

[Michfan]

How 'bout Danica?

Last cup race for sure sorry @DanicaFreak

Could be on the celebrity apprentice next year, though so not all is Lost

 

[jws926]

So, this is going to be Jr's last race at Daytona

 

[Reck]

I dont mind all the sucking up.

Sure they sound fake as hell but whatever. They did the same with Gordon and it was nauseating then too.

 

[HoneyBadger]

"Or will the night belong to someone else?"

Wait, there are other drivers in the field? Wouldn't know by watching NBC Countdown.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

I dont mind all the sucking up.

Sure they sound fake as hell but whatever. They did the same with Gordon and it was nauseating then too.

Exactly. We all knew that they would milk it for everything they could. Just roll with it.

 

[jws926]

"Or will the night belong to someone else?"

Wait, there are other drivers in the field? Wouldn't know by watching NBC Countdown.

Nope, its just Jr in the race tonight

 

[Charlie Spencer]

I dont mind all the sucking up.

Sure they sound fake as hell but whatever. They did the same with Gordon and it was nauseating then too.

Well, Jr. didn't ask for any of this. I'm sure he feels more like Tony did - let me ride off into the sunset and let my record stand for itself.

 

[jws926]

I dont mind all the sucking up.

Sure they sound fake as hell but whatever. They did the same with Gordon and it was nauseating then too.

Least Gordon has a few of those Championships, so he kind of earned it, and I am going to leave it there, dont wanna upset Jr Nation.

 

[*WEAVER*]

And now Here to perform our National Anthem, is Dale Jr.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

And now Here to perform our National Anthem, is Dale Jr.

Isn't he going to bring out the flags and pray first?

 

[jws926]

And now Here to perform our National Anthem, is Dale Jr.

I think he is also going to be waving the green flag

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Nope, its just Jr in the race tonight

#88 car hasnt had speed all season it just so happens he's the fastest, by a big margin, at Daytona. Lol

Been calling BS all weekend.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I think he is also going to be waving the green flag

Here now is the Dale Jr Performance Report in the Dale Jr 400 at Daletona presented by Dale Jr on the Dale Jr Television Network.

 

[MikeInIllinois]

I'm thinking if were to be scripted, the #88 would have to be in about 25th to 30th with 2 to 3 laps to go and makes a comeback to win the race.

 

[jws926]

#88 car hasnt had speed all season it just so happens he's the fastest, by a big margin, at Daytona. Lol

Been calling BS all weekend.

Its hard to not to want to call BS.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

ROTFLMAO --- sure hope y'all get this tomfoolery out of your system and don't let it carry over to the race thread ---- please.
But you guys are a hoot.

 

[jws926]

Here now is the Dale Jr Performance Report in the Dale Jr 400 at Daletona presented by Dale Jr on the Dale Jr Television Network.

Brought to you by Nationwide Jr Insurance

 

[Charlie Spencer]

I'm thinking if were to be scripted, the #88 would have to be in about 25th to 30th with 2 to 3 laps to go and makes a comeback to win the race.

Kenny Wallace is going to push him.

 

[jws926]

ROTFLMAO --- sure hope y'all get this tomfoolery out of your system and don't let it carry over to the race thread ---- please.
But you guys are a hoot.

Read you loud and clear, just having some pre race fun.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Actually, I thought the fix was in for Chase to win.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Read you loud and clear, just having some pre race fun.

I know --- and I having good belly laughs reading it.

 

[HoneyBadger]

The fake country music song doesn't mesh well with "Monster Energy".

 

[Bob]

 

[StandOnIt]

The car looks like it has speed..oh gawd

 

[ChexOrWrex]

"Who has to beat him?"

Literally everyone else you scripted corporate mouthpiece.

 

[jws926]

The fake country music song doesn't mesh well with "Monster Energy".

You are right, it really does not fit now huh?

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Actually, I thought the fix was in for Chase to win.

Don't tell people that! You'll ruin Rick's surprise when he reveals Chase and Jr. swapped cars.

 

[Michfan]

#88 car hasnt had speed all season it just so happens he's the fastest, by a big margin, at Daytona. Lol

Been calling BS all weekend.

Well, one thing we do know is success on other tracks is indicative of success on RP tracks. Is it BS David Ragan, Michael Waltrip, Ryan Reed can only do well at RP tracks?

 

[Johnny G]

"Monster Energy Sprint Cup Race" lol

 

[jws926]

I know --- and I having good belly laughs reading it.

Better that we are making you laugh then wanting to hand out warnings to us right ?

 

[Charlie Spencer]

NEVER accept the chance to be Grand Marshall. You can only get it wrong.

 

[Efisher131]

Even a commercial during the command