As a Watcher for over 30 years...

Discussion in 'NASCAR chat' started by Turtle84, May 25, 2019.

  1. KTMLew01

    KTMLew01 Team Owner

    I'll meet you at the bar down the street. Think it's called Lepers? But business has been falling off so might should hurry...
     
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  2. KTMLew01

    KTMLew01 Team Owner

    YES. )*&^^)*()(*_(*_&&)*^*)^^(&^()
     
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  3. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    :mad: :p :D
     
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  4. Pat

    Pat Team Owner

    :):punkrocke
     
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  5. pjmolo

    pjmolo Director of driver attitude adjustments . . .

    stick and ball reference . . . .
     
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  6. pjmolo

    pjmolo Director of driver attitude adjustments . . .

    Why is it that people that don't like NASCAR say it's just cars going around in circles when tracks are not circular at all but are instead mostly ovals.

    Did they not learn about "shapes" in kindergarten ?

    shapes.jpg
     
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  7. Biggreen695

    Biggreen695 Team Owner

    On a scale of 1-10, how good would Danica look nekkid?

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  8. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    LoveSorey personals. com is the answer
     
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  9. ReturnTrip

    ReturnTrip Team Owner

    Is Martin Truex Jr. a good driver?
     
  10. Turtle84

    Turtle84 gained a step

    I could not wait to answer some more of these hard hitting questions.


    Rumblings are that she is in the mix of being picked up by a major major network and possibly even a movie. It's huge. They are still discussing title, but early signs are pointing to Pop Pop Silver Spoon where she would play lead actress opposite Chris Hemsworth. Austin is great friends with Jerry Bruckheimer's grandson, so it would be an action/romance flick.

    I would need to check my records but I believe average measurement to be hovering around 29 3 31


    People hate KyBu because he confines himself to small spaces and his diet consists of broccoli, popcorn, beef jerky, and hard boiled eggs.

    He's also tall, and wears flat brimmed hats indoors.


    FWIW this is the new, I know, that you know, that I know, that you know what I'm talking about wink wink. I hope YCSWIDT.


    If you don't use it, then you will undoubtedly lose it. Think of a Mazda Miata sitting dormant for 5 years, you think that puppy is going to start-up?


    Mikey Waltrip technically won in 07'. He is a 3-time Daytona 500 winner.


    Shapes are a figment of our imagination, some recognize them as a real thing, other's can mold them into what they want them to be. A wise man, once told me, "a circle is what you choose it to be", the "circle of life" for instance, it is a real thing, but we have also made it that way, in our minds, our imagination. Some think the earth is flat, some think the earth is round, NASA has pictures to prove it, but is it a circle? You see what I'm getting at here? It's not a choice it's a lifestyle.
     
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  11. Charlie Spencer

    Charlie Spencer Short tracks and road courses rule.

    Is it closer to Darlington or by RV?
     
  12. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    Dag gum it, you set me up! :p :D
     
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  13. Pat

    Pat Team Owner

    :XXROFL:
     
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  14. pjmolo

    pjmolo Director of driver attitude adjustments . . .

    If the duration of a NASCAR event is determined by distance (as opposed to most other sports that are determined by time), why is that when the duration of a race needs to extended they refer to it as "overtime" ?
     
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  15. kyle18fan

    kyle18fan Proud member of Rowdy Nation Contributor

    Are the hood pins really connected to the weight jackers ?
     
  16. kyle18fan

    kyle18fan Proud member of Rowdy Nation Contributor

    Is stage racing really a thing or just a horrible dream ?
     
  17. ToyYoda

    ToyYoda Team Owner

    Sounds better than “overlap” I guess.
     
  18. ToyYoda

    ToyYoda Team Owner

    We’ve actually had stages for a little while, they’ve just been legitimized over the last two-and-a-half seasons. The stage cautions were in the form of hot dog wrappers and water bottles before that.
     
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  19. Turtle84

    Turtle84 gained a step

    And don't forget NASCAR directed caution lights falling off
     
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  20. kyle18fan

    kyle18fan Proud member of Rowdy Nation Contributor


    A few folks have admitted that there was bogus crap going on, racing should stand on its own, no bells and whistles needed.
     
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  21. BobbyFord

    BobbyFord Resident Gearhead Contributor

    If you arrange scheduled restarts then you can claim a bunch of "green flag passes." :D
     
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  22. kyle18fan

    kyle18fan Proud member of Rowdy Nation Contributor



    We could call it " stage racing " and implement a " caution clock" as well :pbjtime: The drivers can switch cars after every stage, the fans can decide who gets what. Harvick will be permanently assigned the slowest car ( with a legal spoiler ) in the field.
     
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  23. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    :lol2:
     
  24. pjmolo

    pjmolo Director of driver attitude adjustments . . .

    How 'bout when NASCAR needs to extend a race they put it into "overdrive" ?
     
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  25. ToyYoda

    ToyYoda Team Owner

    That sounds better than overtime.
     
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  26. Turtle84

    Turtle84 gained a step

    My records indicate Blaney would prefer "hyperdrive".
     
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  27. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    My 2cents, RACE the advertised distance, but, do not count the laps under caution that they are not RACING..
     
  28. kyle18fan

    kyle18fan Proud member of Rowdy Nation Contributor

    NASCAR should triple the price of Cup tickets considering that there are three races per race.
     
  29. Turtle84

    Turtle84 gained a step

    Sudden death idea is being floated, last place driver is eliminated every 30 seconds and starts with 20 laps to go, the fans may find it very entertaining. New wave New era.
     
  30. BobbyFord

    BobbyFord Resident Gearhead Contributor

    How ‘bout NASCAR quit the gimmicks.
     
  31. Turtle84

    Turtle84 gained a step

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