Cup RACE thread ---- Talladega, Rd. 2

[Charlie Spencer]

F1 presents the Grand Prix of Alabama

 

[HoneyBadger]

This is a terrible race.

 

[Racer1930]

Vibration, possible loose wheel.

"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...400 children and a crop in the field.."

 

[DIDIT]

Wow, this is crazy for Talladega! Shimy and shaking all through the field.

 

[oldschoolnascardude1]

Except pit road closes with two to go.

Not if you make it before the leaders hit the white flag. Moot point, though, the SHR guys are gone.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Watching like

 

[Charlie Spencer]

"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...400 children and a crop in the field.."

That was funny the first couple of times in the early 2000s, DW.

 

[DewChaser988]

Well this is boring

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Wow, this is crazy for Talladega! Shimy and shaking all through the field.

They may be moving side to side but nobody's moving forward or backward.

 

[DIDIT]

Did the announcer just say"wow" at the end of the srage?

 

[Reck]

Kurt Busch:

 

[Racer1930]

That was funny the first couple of times in the early 2000s, DW.

I have a limited number of jokes that I can use on a family forum

 

[DewChaser988]

This aero package officially sucks...

 

[Charlie Spencer]

I have a limited number of jokes that I can use on a family forum

There was a young lady from 'Dega
Who grew oddly shaped rutabega...

 

[StandOnIt]

 

[StandOnIt]

no help for Kez

 

[Bobw]

I was about to ask what happened to Elliot then saw he ran out of gas and pitted when the pits were closed. Now he has to start at the end of the longest line, That's the pits I tell yas, the pits...,

 

[Pat]

Bob Pockrass‏Verified account @bobpockrass 1m1 minute ago
Elliott ran out of fuel and came down pit road before pits were open. He'll start tail end of the longest line. #nascar

 

[StandOnIt]

 

[Racer1930]

There was a young lady from 'Dega
Who grew oddly shaped rutabega...

She asked her Pastor if it was okay
to use it for a certain kind of play
and he said _________________

 

[jws926]

I have a limited number of jokes that I can use on a family forum

Well there is podium race threads to post those jokes in, wink wink

 

[Reck]

No, Dale Jarret. This is exactly what you will see for 187 laps.

Happens every year.

 

[donthaveanickname]

SHR is pretty good in creating snooze fests.

 

[Racer1930]

Well there is podium race threads to post those jokes in, wink wink

Oh C'mon - it's Talladega - gotta post something until the big one.

 

[jws926]

Holly wow

 

[Charlie Spencer]

If last week didn't render Roval discussions moot, that certainly did.

 

[racer8]

It just gets worse for the 48

 

[Reck]

Jimmie managed to put it in the wall somehow. I thought he had plenty of time to not hit it.

Also why are the Hendrick cars so prone to getting loose at plate races?

 

[DewChaser988]

That was all aerodynamics

 

[donthaveanickname]

Something happened!!!

 

[jws926]

Oh C'mon - it's Talladega - gotta post something until the big one.

I know, maybe some of us want to hear these adult jokes wink wink. And that is what the podium section is for, again, wink wink.

 

[Racer1930]

#10 car turned the #48....then the 48 did some "gardening"

 

[Pat]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

 

[Reck]

I bet Jimmie fully understand and appreciates how Gordon felt when he hit that invisible wall of not winning with ease.

At this point, I think he will barely eek out Gordon in wins. Probably ends up with 95 overall.

 

[jws926]

I bet Jimmie fully understand and appreciates how Gordon felt when he hit that invisible wall of not winning with ease.

At this point, I think he will barely eek out Gordon in wins. Probably ends up with 95 overall.

I don't know, I dont think he make its past 90 wins.

 

[Racer1930]

Honestly - and I'm not a huge JJ fan - but how can he screw up this season worse?

He had the "advance" position in is back pocket if he just came in second at "Laguna/Charlotte" and he messed that up going for the win. Now he is crashing and losing his crew chief.

 

[DewChaser988]

What do you know, the two biggest a**holes in NASCAR are battling for the lead

 

[NASCAR Apologist]

This is peak NASCAR Premier Series racing. Talladega and Daytona are showcase events for our sport.

 

[DewChaser988]

Fix this aero package NASCAR

 

[donthaveanickname]

Aaaand… the SHR show starts again.