Cup Race thread - Watkins Glen.

[Joniki]

Dang, Smoke's pit crew actually gained him some spots. He must have switched crews with JJ.

 

[Ditzmeister]

I think Kyle sped.

What else is new.

 

[Johali]

Substitute commercial in case guys get tired of the repeats:

Musta been about a ton and a half of plastic in that one.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Ditz can tell us which is better.

Damn, that is a nice ass.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Penalty for Tony Stewart, removing pit equipment.

 

[FenderBumper]

Musta been about a ton and a half of plastic in that one.

Do they recycle them things?

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

I missed saying this earlier, but that's wierd how the side of McMurray's car looks like the guardrail he hit.

 

[FenderBumper]

Penalty for Tony Stewart, removing pit equipment.

Kurts lug wrench?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Dang, Smoke's pit crew actually gained him some spots. He must have switched crews with JJ.

Actually, they lost him some spots.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I'm pulling Smoke's RB camera up now. If anyone blocks him, they're gonna eat guardrail.

 

[Johali]

Damn, that is a nice ass.

This is Mrs Johali, what ass, looks like too loose jeans to me.

 

[mike honcho]

This is Mrs Johali, what ass, looks like too loose jeans to me.

Yes Dear.

 

[Ditzmeister]

This is Mrs Johali, what ass, looks like too loose jeans to me.

He wiggles em nicely though.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Look at that, Harvick's got a ****** car again as usual.

LOL, Kurt Busch interview time.

 

[FenderBumper]

Yes Dear.

rofl! I leave the discussion about Kaseys ass to Ditz and "Mrs" johali.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Mr. Ditz also says he has no ass.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Wow, I can't believe Kurt didn't blow up on camera.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Edwards looks to be on a mission today.

 

[FenderBumper]

Joey's relaxed because he has a ride lined up.

Go ahead Carl, bump Jeff out of the way and see how it goes.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Edwards looks to be on a mission today.

He certainly needs the win.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

What's wrong with Jeff? He's losing positions.

 

[FenderBumper]

Edwards looks to be on a mission today.

I guess he has his confidence back.

 

[FenderBumper]

What's wrong with Jeff? He's losing positions.

I bet Ingrid hates when that happens.

 

[FenderBumper]

I think it's coming to move or be moved time for Kez.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Smoke's already up to 14th!

If that man was pissed off all the time, he'd probably win every week.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Jeff Gordon says we are absolute junk.

 

[Johali]

Mr. Ditz also says he has no ass.

This is me back, no comment.

 

[Racer1930]

Mr. Ditz also says he has no ass.

That's what I was thinking...you don't see a skinny rear end like that in the 100 meter dash in London....(not that I pay attention )

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

What's wrong with Jeff? He's losing positions.

They should've brought him under that last yellow, it's a short race and he wouldn't have lost too many spots. That thing has dropped anchor.

 

[Ditzmeister]

This is me back, no comment.

Men, they don't know what is nice.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Montoya could win at least two races a year if he was in decent equipment. Ganassi cars are ****.

 

[Johali]

Men, they don't know what is nice.

Yeah I do but it aint a mans ass.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Jeff Gordon is on pit road.

 

[FenderBumper]

Men, they don't know what is nice.

Young boys with beards?

 

[Ditzmeister]

Yeah I do but it aint a mans ass.

I guess I shouldn't expect you to be up on that subject.

 

[FenderBumper]

I don't think that adjustment worked for Kez. He's a bit slower this run.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

They should've brought him under that last yellow, it's a short race and he wouldn't have lost too many spots. That thing has dropped anchor.

But he pitted two laps before the caution, and had fallen back to 20-somethingth position since those in front of him hadn't pitted before the caution. I can't imagine tires that are two laps older would make such a big difference, but I guess it does.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Smoke has cracked the top-ten.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Kahne has moved up to 11th.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Oh dear, Jeff just went to pit road. He must've had something go wrong.