FedEx 400 benefiting Autism Speaks Race thread

Nothing wrong with calling it like you see it, but according to Brian France don't bash the racing product or you might get a 25,000 dollar fine and double secret probation thru the end of the year.;)
Its a wonder the France mafia has not tracked me down and fined me.
 
Just got in from my yard work. I see Danica is tearing it up today. ;)

Give her a break man, she had MAJOR problems! By that, I mean she had more than 1 car racing around her. You know she can't control her car in those circumstances.
 
Haha! I'm at the age of "knowing what I'm made of" :D.

(mostly water, some carbon, now some beer, before long some ribs and tater salad)
 
that would be a real caution...how do you have two debris cautions and nobody has wrecked? Guess the car builders can't build a car without pieces falling off?
 
Well then, I have two JGR races in my fantasy. Kenseth isn't one of them, but I'm still a bit worried now.
 
That must have been the sister engine to Kyles engine last week.
 
TRD apparently still getting engine components from Pep Boys. :mad:
Someone needs to take a trip to Costa Mesa for an arson expedition.
 
Nice... NASCAR will throw fake debris caution with no problem... but when a car blows up on track and spills oil everywhere, they take their sweet time throwing a caution.
 
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If I were Matt, I'd be pissed.
When I was racing my dad was my engine builder. If my bike blew up, I'd drag it off the track and leave it lay where it died, walk back to the pits and tell my dad his **** blew up and where he could find it. :D
 
If I were Matt, I'd be pissed.
When I was racing my dad was my engine builder. If my bike blew up, I'd drag it off the track and leave it lay where it died, walk back to the pits and tell my dad his **** blew up and where he could find it. :D
Your dad must be a very patient man.:)
 
When I was racing my dad was my engine builder. If my bike blew up, I'd drag it off the track and leave it lay where it died, walk back to the pits and tell my dad his **** blew up and where he could find it. :D

Haha...I wonder if he "meant" for them to blow ;)

Reminds me of an old story for some reason:

Mary to her friend: "Yeah, I'm a good swimmer...when I was a kid my dad took me out in the middle of the lake and tossed me in...no expensive lessons for me...he taught me how to swim the fast way!"

Friend to Mary: "Ummm Mary...I don't think he was trying to teach you how to swim."
 
Nice... NASCAR will throw fake debris caution with no problem... but when a car blows up on track and spills oil everywhere, they take their sweet time throwing a caution.
Oil=no problem. Plastic cup=potential 15 car pile-up.

Remember last year at Watkins Glen when they let them run the entire final lap with the track covered in oil? Had there been a hot dog wrapper on the track, that sh*t never woulda happened.
 
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