Firecracker 400 Race Thread

Like I said (accidentally) in the pre-race thread, I had Paul Menard in my work pool. As if that wasn't terrible enough, now that twerp Joey Logano is closer to the front!
 
Like I said (accidentally) in the pre-race thread, I had Paul Menard in my work pool. As if that wasn't terrible enough, now that twerp Joey Logano is closer to the front!
I hate to root against that kid but a certain person around here drives me to. Look out for 400 threads for the next week if he wins.
 
Larry McRenyolds: If you want to win this race, you'll have to beat a Ford.

Chevrolets and Toyotas led the race so far.
 
I'd not be surprised if they went to commercial while a wreck was happening, I swear this is just stupid how many breaks they take.
 
I've seen commercials for both Viagra and Cialis tonight. Is it a coincidence that the race coverage lasts about 4 hours?
 
RCR to Harvick: We'll send Burton to the back to help you draft up to the leader's pack.

Poor Jeff Burton. He's basically the equivalent of the #2 driver at F1 teams, just a tool to help the real driver get to the front.
 
Kyle thinks he knows something..man watching cars in the middle moving up, now he is a drafting expert.
 
I've seen commercials for both Viagra and Cialis tonight. Is it a coincidence that the race coverage lasts about 4 hours?

My 9 yr old son just asked if viagra makes you strong, I said no, it's for men with heart problems...Goddam commercials piss me off...Do they think we're all a bunch of impotent old farts?
 
I've seen commercials for both Viagra and Cialis tonight. Is it a coincidence that the race coverage lasts about 4 hours?
If this race lasts more then 4 hours then we may need to call a doctor, or a pizza palor.:)
 
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