Kentucky Cup thread

[FenderBumper]

All my ex's live in Texas.

What a coincidence. That's where I bury mine.

 

[Johali]

Haha, you better not let your wife see that post.

She still laughingly calls me a pervert when I look down her blouse so she knows damn well that I'm gonna look.

 

[mike honcho]

No wonder no traffic problems this year.Looks like not many showed up this year.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Didn't they just come back from commercials at lap 16?

 

[BobbyFord]

Andy, WTF? I thought you were gonna do something about those commercials????

 

[FenderBumper]

Darian Grubb to Hamlin: "Let's go out and have fun tonight and finish this off with a bang.''

Considering how those TRD engines have been doing, Darian should know better.

 

[FenderBumper]

Didn't they just come back from commercials at lap 16?

It's always like this. When will you get used to it?

 

[HoneyBadger]

"While we were away" #1.

 

[Racer1930]

OH NO !!!!

 

[HoneyBadger]

It's always like this. When will you get used to it?

When a decent broadcaster like ESPN takes over or when, by some miracle, NBC Sports Network is allowed to cover NASCAR.

 

[Johali]

24 said his car is dialed back in, from 17 up to 12.

 

[Greg]

The pre-race evaluations: aka the Invocations, and National Anthem (time to slobber over drivers wives and gfs).
　
Invocations by Pastor John Roberts: personallys I am so disappoint. Last year we had Pastor: “thank you lawds for my smoking hot wife”
　
The best part is Samantha Busch wearing a blue V top with exposed shoulders, appears to have a black tank top underneath. Very profound moment the black tank top indicates friskiness, but the blue cover up indicates some innocence or discretion. She actually says “amen’ at the end of the prayer. Hints of innocence and sincerity, excellent understated delivery of good girl verse bad girl. Sunglasses good touch of sophistication.
　
(“praise the Lawd“)
　
National Anthem by “ Laura Bell Bundy” well the two name thing in Kentucky is nice, as an aside a good performance.
　
The babe with Tony Stewart was hot, she needed to smile but still is a smoker.
　
　
At “Oh say can you see“, unknown babe with unknown driver looks nice.
　
　
　
A 4 on a 1 to 10 scale.

 

[HoneyBadger]

The audio is craptastic.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Stewart to the garage.

 

[BobbyFord]

Ain't FI bitchen?

 

[HoneyBadger]

They just went 10 laps without a commercial? That's a new TNT record.

 

[FenderBumper]

They are going to follow the kenseth story throughout the night? yay

 

[Ditzmeister]

They are going to follow the kenseth story throughout the night? yay

I am already sick of that.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Time for another Fuzzy Navel.

 

[FenderBumper]

andy, you're up.

 

[HoneyBadger]

They are going to follow the kenseth story throughout the night? yay

TNT is a joke (not a very funny one either).

 

[FenderBumper]

Time for another Fuzzy Navel.

You sure pick up lint fast.

 

[Johali]

I dont love much that dont have nice legs, a bubble butt and a certain friskieness and yes FB she has to be female but I do love my raceview especially during commercials.

 

[BobbyFord]

Time for another Fuzzy Navel.

Vodka, Peach Schnapps and OJ?

 

[FenderBumper]

TNT is a joke (not a very funny one either).

I did forget how painfully bad they are.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Riggs sets of caution #1.

 

[HoneyBadger]

A caution for THAT?!

NASCAR just can't stand it when Brad Keselowski's leading, can they?

 

[Greg]

Darian Grubb to Hamlin: "Let's go out and have fun tonight and finish this off with a bang.''

Considering how those TRD engines have been doing, Darian should know better.

"Let's go out and have fun tonight and finish this off with a bang.''

Sounds like a pick up line to me, I have done worse lines, just on girls (at least I think).

 

[BobbyFord]

Stewart's car is still f'd up

 

[FenderBumper]

"Let's go out and have fun tonight and finish this off with a bang.''

Sounds like a pick up line to me, I have done worse lines, just on girls (at least I think).

lol Unlike those Toyota engines, I hope you don't go bang before the big finish.

 

[BobbyFord]

"Let's go out and have fun tonight and finish this off with a bang.''

Sounds like a pick up line to me, I have done worse lines, just on girls (at least I think).

lines are so..........80's

 

[HoneyBadger]

Keselowski no longer in the lead. NASCAR got what they wanted.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Kyle's the master on restarts tonight.

 

[FenderBumper]

Wow, that's a power move by Kez.

 

[HoneyBadger]

So, why exactly did they throw a caution for Riggs?

I guess we'll never know because this is TNT, just like we'll never see replays of the spins in turn 11 from last weekend.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Is there anyone in NASCAR this year with worse luck than Kasey Kahne?

 

[Ditzmeister]

There's Danica again.

 

[HoneyBadger]

 

[FenderBumper]

Is there anyone in NASCAR this year with worse luck than Kasey Kahne?

A lot of guys have been hit by bad luck. Kez had some early in the year. Gordon all year, but Kayne hit a lot of walls early on.

 

[BobbyFord]

There's Danica again.

She's easy on the 'ol peepers