Kentucky Cup thread

[Ditzmeister]

I have seen more of Danica on today's coverage then last nights race coverage.

 

[HoneyBadger]

A lot of guys have been hit by bad luck. Kez had some early in the year. Gordon all year, but Kayne hit a lot of walls early on.

I guess Jeff Gordon has had worse luck than Kahne.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I have seen more of Danica on today's coverage then last nights race coverage.

That Falling Skies car is just a little better than Danica's PEAK Antifreeze car.

 

[FenderBumper]

I have seen more of Danica on today's coverage then last nights race coverage.

Thank God for Danica commercials.

 

[BobbyFord]

They just showed Edwards passing someone. Was that done with smoke and mirrors?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Adam Alexander should record bedtime stories for children.

 

[mike honcho]

They just showed Edwards passing someone. Was that done with smoke and mirrors?

If it's Aflac this week it was probably a provision under Obamacare.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Harvick didn't want the rubber pulled out.

 

[Greg]

"Let's go out and have fun tonight and finish this off with a bang.''

Sounds like a pick up line to me, I have done worse lines, just on girls (at least I think).

　

True Story really
　
Once I corresponded with a pretty young lady on the internet, she had a yahoo ad or something. She was very pretty.

Well she writes back a few sweet paragraphs, ….I am feeling happy who knows?

Then near the end of her message, she sez “maybe you could come meet see me sometime”.

But first I need to tell you "I am a ladyboy".

That’s was confusing, so I Google “ladyboy”.

I wasn’t mean, I just sent a follow up thanks for your honesty, but no thank you email. In closing I even told her my real name wasn’t Andy Marquis, Bobby Ford, or Matthews 2470 (which ever one I was using at the times) (and ya don't want want to know why a 2470 rather than a 2469).

 

[mike honcho]

Harvick didn't want the rubber pulled out.

and you say we are dirty.

 

[HoneyBadger]

"We haven't talked a lot about Dale Jr tonight"

Kind of hard to when you're at commercials all night.

 

[Ditzmeister]

and you say we are dirty.

I just quoting what they said on TNT.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Mashed Potatoes and gravy or Mac and Cheese?

 

[Clutch]

Harvick didn't want the rubber,...so pulled out.

Stop giving us ammo!

 

[BobbyFord]

If it's Aflac this week it was probably a provision under Obamacare.

then it's bound to fail
Did I mention Obama sucks?

 

[Ditzmeister]

Stop giving us ammo!

OMFG!!!!!

 

[Racer1930]

Looks like Tony would have been better off racing at his dirt track in Eldora tonight

 

[Ditzmeister]

Poor Tony. He has had a sucky night.

 

[Rowdy]

Kyle is flying!!!

 

[MOEJOE]

GO BRAD! YOUR BAD FAST! Outside, door, bumper, clear.

BEAT KYLE"S ASS!!!!!

 

[MOEJOE]

Kyle is flying!!!

Til his engine blows. Something has happened to the 11 and 20 already. The 18 is due. Toyota has a reputation to blow here.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Kez is gonna run Kyle down.

 

[BobbyFord]

Til his engine blows. Something has happened to the 11 and 20 already. The 18 is due. Toyota has a reputation to blow here.

TRD has rocker arm issues (where's Tim Brewer?)

 

[HoneyBadger]

A trend I've noticed.

Homestead
1999 and 2000: Tony Stewart

Chicago
2001 and 2002: Kevin Harvick

Kansas
2001 and 2002: Jeff Gordon

 

[be9ak7ts16]

I'm kinda watching this race on Race-Buddy, is it really this boring of a race?

 

[MOEJOE]

PIT STOPS!

 

[HoneyBadger]

Til his engine blows. Something has happened to the 11 and 20 already. The 18 is due. Toyota has a reputation to blow here.

That's because Toyota puts all their reliability in their street cars, unlike GM.

 

[mike honcho]

Is there only 2 cars racing today????

 

[MOEJOE]

I'm kinda watching this race on Race-Buddy, is it really this boring of a race?

HOTPASS. GET IT.

 

[Ditzmeister]

I'm kinda watching this race on Race-Buddy, is it really this boring of a race?

Pretty boring so far.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Where the hell is Fender?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Brad Keselowski needs to win this race so NASCAR and SMI will repave this track.

 

[BobbyFord]

Brad Keselowski needs to win this race so NASCAR and SMI will repave this track.

Brad who?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Where the hell is Fender?

Asleep?

 

[FenderBumper]

Where the hell is Fender?

I had to bake a cake and make some fresh bread, but I'm back now.

 

[Rowdy]

Til his engine blows. Something has happened to the 11 and 20 already. The 18 is due. Toyota has a reputation to blow here.

Kinda like he blew up last year when he led 180 somthing laps and won huh

 

[Ditzmeister]

Asleep?

He drank too much beer.

 

[FenderBumper]

Brad Keselowski needs to win this race so NASCAR and SMI will repave this track.

I think it's 3 tracks they repaved after he won. Why not 4?

 

[Rowdy]

Asleep?

Some people have a life Andy

 

[FenderBumper]

He drank too much beer.

Rumors sure start fast around here.