Talladega RACE thread

[racer8]

If the car leading the last lap of the race isn't the race winner - who is?

The one that knocks him out of the way.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Why is the F word censored but not ***?

I'll add it to the list. Complaint noted.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

At least we aren't going to have to tolerate another Joey man-love guy-crush shrine thread today

 

[JEB]

DW is out of it. He needs medical attention.

He didn't bring enough elixer to the track. It's a LONG race for him.

 

[DSquad48]

The first guy to the line. Doesn't matter where you are coming out of 4.
The guy leading on the last lap can be passed before he gets to the line.
Pay attention.

If you get passed for last place, what position are you in?

 

[SuperTex14]

Harv, you got a diaper...

 

[TexasRaceLady]

He didn't bring enough elixer to the track. It's a LONG race for him.

He needs Clint's 5 hour energy drink.

 

[#17D500winner]

The first guy to the line. Doesn't matter where you are coming out of 4.
The guy leading on the last lap can be passed before he gets to the line.
Pay attention.

The 1st car to the finish line is scored as the leader of that lap.

Anyway, I don't wish to drag this out any further. Last word is yours

 

[Lazyking]

I'll add it to the list. Complaint noted.

Honestly i dont really mind but it is an insult that is not needed on a racing forum

 

[Magicmiler]

Dump the Pace Car!

 

[mreed]

Why is the F word censored but not ***?

Why are ANY words censored?

 

[ChexOrWrex]

JJ hasn't really been very JJ like this year. I'm sure that will change come Chase time though.

Must be Larson's fault. Passing of the torch

 

[BobbyFord]

If you get passed for last place, what position are you in?

If you're in last, who is passing you; the pace car?

 

[DSquad48]

Brad's back out!

 

[DSquad48]

If you're in last, who is passing you; the pace car?

You're too smart

 

[Racer1930]

Now it's REALLY Go Time

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Go Hamandcheese! All we do is win, baby!

 

[JEB]

Go Larson

 

[Wingnutcnc]

Can The Harv hold on???

 

[#17D500winner]

More carnage

 

[Wingnutcnc]

AWWWWWWW Doo-Doo!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Why are ANY words censored?

Because we DO have minors as members --- and I don't mean 17 year olds.
And, because it keeps the place clean and doesn't intimidate new members.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Junior's looking like a genius right now. I figured he was done.

 

[SuperTex14]

Jr. lucked out there

 

[Racer1930]

Wow...Junior is Psychic

 

[VaDirt]

Junyer dropped like a rock

 

[ToyYoda]

He needs Clint's 5 hour energy drink.

Michael's not in the booth to plug it this week

 

[BobbyFord]

Carl lost a tire

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Perhaps it's not the best idea to take your hand off the wheel at 190MPH with a flat.

 

[Lazyking]

Guys are just losing it

 

[StandOnIt]

Why are ANY words censored?

because some of us aspire to use better english, instead of dragging our knuckles on the ground when we walk and drooling

 

[DSquad48]

Hey look, GWC maybe

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Things keep happening. I'm fully expecting a meteorite to land in the infield at any minute.

 

[#17D500winner]

DW has his lips firmly planted on someone's butt

 

[Racer1930]

I guess the hand out the window doesn't mean that much when there is 5 to go at Talladega

 

[BobbyFord]

Perhaps it's not the best idea to take your hand off the wheel at 190MPH with a flat.

Prolly not going to make a difference at 190MPH...with a flat

 

[Magicmiler]

190 mph.
One hand on the wheel.
Flat tire..
Hatchback..

 

[JEB]

Brad's back out!

****** WHY??????!!!!

GO HOME BRAD.

 

[BobbyFord]

Things keep happening. I'm fully expecting a meteorite to land in the infield at any minute.

I would settle for a meteorite hitting the booth.

 

[racer8]

Perhaps it's not the best idea to take your hand off the wheel at 190MPH with a flat.

Carl doesn't have noodle arms I think he could hang on to it.