Xfinity RACE thread --- Atlanta

Get Dale up in the booth SMH. He has way too much knowledge and insight to be wasted on pit road, even if it’s only for stage 1.
 
Steve Letarte the auctioneer. Have another Red Bull there Steve. 500 words or less explanation of a flat tire single car spin.
 
This is better than pack racing. Much better.

But this track is too narrow, too high banked, and too unforgiving.
 
If there was ever a race for Riley Herbst to win. It’s tonight
 
Yeah, NBC, I wouldn't count a city that lost two NHL teams and who's football team managed to somehow blow a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl as "a city full of sports successes"
 
If I'm going to make it through tomorrow's race, I'll have to sacrifice the rest of this one. Y'all have fun, I'll see you tomorrow.
 
I think the Childress cars have found a way to have less drag in their transmissions. They had two that had to be replaced...maybe torn down and checked? And here they are from the back faster than the pack and running up front. Hmm.
 
I beg your pardon? What does that statement have to do with the race?

USA Network just showed an ad for men who have curves in their erections.

I got flashbacks to Mark Martin in the Viagra car, though I guess this sponsorship would somehow be even more awkward for the driver.
 
Oh, my goodness. Sieg's car is toast. Really no one to blame for that. Just too many cars in one spot and a wounded car in front of them.

Got it, Nature Boy.
 
Now it's starting to look like a super speedway race, bent up, bear bond flapping warriors with nothing to lose going for it.
 
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