Youngens vs. Farts 11

Thougt this kinda fit this thread: :)

The Stud Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
 
Just checking! I'm kinda glad that you turned down the invite. I like seeing you around these here parts! :)
 
I've seen that one too. You gotta come up with something new here Lappy. This old stuff just won't get it done. :)
 
Hey kat, you've been kinda quiet lately.U do know I was just teasing?:D
 
Hey Buckaroo, he might not be able to get u back but I can.I'm gonna tell you one last time- Don't make me do it!:D
 
Hmmmm, little girl, yer gettin into some deep water here! :) Now go play with yer little rattle, Poopy Pants! :D
 
poopy pants?:p Glad to see with age you learn great come backs...ummm...not:D
 
I take it you haven't seen my I can't believe I said that! thread. That's your last warning.
 
Now what's that supposed to mean. You do realize that with age, you not only get better, but you continue to learn. :) But then again, you don't know this until you have reach the age of 25 at least! :D
 
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