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The kid drove a hell of a race and he did everything right. He should’ve won the race. But Sammy Smith realized he was driving an Earnhardt number, and did what anybody would do in that situation and took out half the field including himself. But I can respect that. He was going for the win...

So I’m watching this Xfinity race and I cannot believe that Sheldon Creed is in it. He is running 11th in the Haas 00 car as we speak. People have arbitrarily decided he’s talented for some reason, when we have people like Connor Zilisch coming into the series and winning off the bat. I’m tired...

This man is the most talented driver in the Cup series. Kyle Larson is old news and nobody cares anymore. Kyle Busch is washed up. Kevin Harvick, Jimmie Johnson, Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon have all retired. I told everybody that JGR was going to regret losing Kyle Busch. It turns out Kyle...

For the last 24 hours I’ve been in a state of shock and dismay. The woman I had over last night left in a huff at 5:30 am. She told me “Something about you is different. Call me when you figure it out.” I’ll tell you what’s different. If I’d had the opportunity…. I’d be a NASCAR Cup Series...

Think about this. He’s had a miserable season. 32nd in the standings. But at Richmond, he drove hard and did all the right things for 400 laps. Then the NASCAR algorithm kicked in. Stenhouse wrecked a guy to take the win away from the underdog and hand the win to one of the...

I promised @StandOnIt that this post was going to happen a year ago… and the time has come. Corey Lajoie is the only driver that races full-time in the Cup Series who’s never won a race, a championship, or appeared in the Final 4 in the top 3 series of the sport. Last week he dumped Kyle Busch...

Good things happen to good people. Last night, I was bartending at my job when two Latina college students celebrating from the West Coast invited me to come to their hotel room after I ended my shift….. to celebrate graduation of course. You can all speculate about the transpirings of that...

Forgive me for my absence everybody, as I’ve just been released from prison on bail for committing marriage fraud. But to be fair, I was under the impression that fraud was legal. In November, live on NBC, I witnessed Ryan Blaney win a Cup Title. Dude was tied for 3rd most wins, had the 5th...

I woke up next to a 37 year old travel nurse today. While she brought me macaroni and cheese in bed, I couldn’t help but inform her that Tyler Reddick committed a massive amount of fraudulent activities to advance to the Round of 8. She asked me who Reddick was, before moving onto how dumb her...

Whatever conversation Rick Hendrick had with Ross Chastain has ruined his career and has ruined the entertainment value of NASCAR. I was thinking to myself how boring these playoffs are. We have no drama, no controversy and no feuds. Then I realized: Ross Chastain has been racing everybody clean...

Back in a rain delayed race in 2019 my girlfriend at the time and I were in her dorm room watching the race (well I was, she was doing some studying or whatever) and she did NOT pay a single lick of attention to the entire race until Ryan Blaney was interviewed by NBC. I had to sit there while...

Back when I watched the Daytona 500 in February of 2023, I went to my at the time girlfriend’s house to use her ex-husband’s YoutubeTV. During a Tyler Reddick interview, she called him ugly. So this leads me to think about the history of NASCAR. Richard. Dale. Jeff. Jimmie. Hell, even Kyle...

Ever since Tyler Redd*ck “won” at Kansas yesterday, my life has been on a downward spiral. After experiencing the pain of watching him do a burnout, I texted my ex-girlfriend and told her I missed her. I thought to myself that if I was going to destroy my own mental psyche, I might as well have...

Tyler Redd*ck, I’ve been hard on you. I’ve called you a B+ driver. I’ve called you a choker. I’ve criticized you for brake checking middle aged neckless men. I’ve criticized you for being treacherous. Ive called you a pushover. But Sunday afternoon? You finally showed me something. Let’s take...

Back in 2008, Tony Stewart announced he was leaving JGR to buy into Haas CNC Racing and turn it into Stewart-Haas Racing. Him and Ryan Newman were immediately successful and the team was immediately amongst the great Cup teams. They eventually signed great drivers like Kurt Busch, Kevin Harvick...

I have had many many sleepless nights since Sunday afternoon, when Tyler Reddick "won" the race at COTA. Last night, I met an Italian bombshell at an afterparty at my home, however I could not seal the deal with her and had to excuse myself BECAUSE I cannot have that kind of fun living in a...

Hahahaaaaa!!! One time, in 2018, i was going to WIN a DraftKings thing for $3000 when Jimmie Johnson ran out of talent in front of the field at Talladega. May have been 2017, idk. Anyway, TODAY I finally won a NASCAR bet as I bet on AJ to win the race while Ty Gibbs finished in the top 3. My...

The proof is in the pudding folks! Tyler Reddick betrayed the man who gave him a Cup opportunity to drive for Denny Hamlin, who is the biggest a-hole in the NASCAR Cup Series, and TRD, who is a disloyal organization just like Tyler Reddick. Now he ADMITS that he is a B-tier driver. So for all...

Hello ladies and gentlemen! It has been a long long time however WhiningSmoke has returned to the forums of racing. Is it time to say I told you so? Because….. I told you so. Through the entire 2023 season, Kyle Busch is currently tied for the winningest driver in the sport, having replaced...

I’m sure there will be plenty of answers that say Ty Gibbs, Kyle Busch…. Maybe some Austin Dillon in there! But for me? I have to pick that vanilla midget punk that formerly drove the number 8 car and is moving onto Kurt Busch’s ride….. yes of course I’m referring to Tyler Reddick. Some of you...