500 RACE thread

[jws926]

I love when people bring some levity to the race thread!!

I just happened to have that Captain Obvious .gif ready to use

 

[DSquad48]

lmao

 

[Get That 88 Up There !!]

McDowell has a chance, underrated plate racer

 

[donthaveanickname]

Okay, why the **** does Cody Ware still have a Cup ride?!

Cuz he's driving for his Dad?

 

[Jorge De Guzman]

I just happened to have that Captain Obvious .gif ready to use

Glad I could assist

 

[jws926]

The epitome of what’s dumb about the charter system is the 51 and 52 are locked into the show every week.

A couple of rolling ****boxes.

Yep, all thanks to Rob being pissy about losing money over MWR

 

[DIDIT]

Good grief you guys harp about talent...this is the big time, it is not like John Wes Townley or Steven Wallace is out there.

 

[AdoubleU24]

How is Mcnugget out front?? Lol wtf

 

[FLRacingFan]

lol How is McMurray 2nd?

 

[VaDirt]

And now a penalty for Jimmy foo many men on the field.

 

[Madman88]

if you're over 25 and you call someone 'pop pop', please turn in your man card at the main gate

 

[jws926]

Glad I could assist

Well, I was assisting you, I wouldnt of posted the .gif you hadnt said it

 

[jaqua19]

48 could have contended.

Also, 24 team deserves this. Lol at Gustafson saying it was Jimmie's fault for getting run over. What a clown.

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[ToyYoda]

The 34 winning would be pretty cool.

 

[dirtguru]

Maybe a little carma for Jimmy for wrecking so many cars this week?

 

[jws926]

if you're over 25 and you call someone 'pop pop', please turn in your man card at the main gate

Assuming he has a man card are we ?

 

[jws926]

The 34 winning would be pretty cool.

Front Row has come along way.

 

[FLRacingFan]

lol Two days in a row NASCAR restarts three-wide.

 

[Jorge De Guzman]

Don’t get excited Mike, 40 won’t be up there long

 

[KodiakRusty89]

More penalties for restarting 3 wide?

 

[AdoubleU24]

How do we not know who's supposed to restart where when there's 8 caution laps

 

[MikeInIllinois]

Evidently no penalty

 

[VaDirt]

Restart under review. Whatever the hell that means.

 

[Ventisca]

Wow -- very nice!

3 wide

 

[KodiakRusty89]

I sense trouble....

 

[FLRacingFan]

No penalty? Lol k

 

[DSquad48]

48 could have contended.

Also, 24 team deserves this. Lol at Gustafson saying it was Jimmie's fault for getting run over. What a clown.

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That sounded like Tab Boyd to me or did I miss Alan talkin ****?

 

[2019PensekeFan]

McMurray winning this race would be pretty neat.

Edit: And just as I say that he gets shuffled back.

 

[jws926]

My guess if the #9 car was ownd by anyone other than HMS there would be a penalty.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

I don't really have a dog in this race, but I'm beginning to pace the floor and forgetting to breathe.

 

[jaqua19]

That sounded like Tab Body to me or did I miss Alan talkin sh!t?

Maybe it was. Still a dumbass. Damn shame. 48 was faster than the 24. Could have contended for this thing

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[DSquad48]

So we can restart 3 wide no problem but a gas man can't throw some tape on a fender? Okay...

 

[VaDirt]

They better settle is down, or the big one is next.

 

[MikeInIllinois]

Can we go more than 5 laps without a caution from 30 to go to the finish?

 

[FLRacingFan]

So we can restart 3 wide no problem but a gas man can't throw some tape on a fender? Okay...

I swear they penalized Gragson, I think it was, yesterday for the same thing...

 

[Jorge De Guzman]

Well, I was assisting you, I wouldnt of posted the .gif you hadnt said it

Well yea but if I didn’t post, you would wouldn’t have been able to use it!

 

[Flyer22]

I don't get why some of these guys took 4 tires on the last stop....no advantage at all between 0-4 tires.

 

[carolinabuff]

I sense trouble....

Yea it feels like this thing's getting ready to blow....

 

[FLRacingFan]

That probably staved off a wreck at least for a few more laps.

 

[ReturnTrip]

Of course the damaged turd buckets drop debris all over the place.