Coke Zero 400 Race Thread

lol They sell a heart medication that may cause heart attacks. It's amazing what a good sales pitch can accomplish.

Seeing as how I work for a health organization I get to see all the results of studies...recently they came out with a study that said - even though the heart medication Viagra caught on as a way to make a previously soft things get hard for old folks - it actually IS a great heart medication and softens the walls of the heart and viens/arteries and helps prevent massive deadly heart attacks. So the major media doesn't cover this - they think - blue pill - old horny dudes - but in fact about 20-25 mgrams of Viagra is about the best thing you can do for your heart. I take half of a 50 mg pill every other day. Good for the heart.....I also have better dreams.
 
This may be boring to us, but if we were out their driving...we'd be more than happy to be driving like this and still be in the race, rather than being wrecked out already.
 
Seeing as how I work for a health organization I get to see all the results of studies...recently they came out with a study that said - even though the heart medication Viagra caught on as a way to make a previously soft thing get hard for old folks - it actually IS a great heart medication and softens the walls of the heart and viens/arteries and helps prevent massive deadly heart attacks. So the major media doesn't cover this - they think - blue pill - old horny dudes - but in fact about 20-25 mgrams of Viagra is about the best thing you can do for your heart. I take half of a 50 mg pill every other day. Good for the heart.....I also have better dreams.

And the little guy is happier. That's important.
 
at least Hornish didn't take a whole bunch of cars with him, so now they can all fall back into single file when this restarts
 
Man, did those guys get the hell out of the way quick!!!
 
The pit stops are more exciting than the race. Roush 1-2-3 off pit road.

Gordon slams in to Newman on pit road, Newman crashes in to Keselowski.
 
This is why we need Ditz back...we have to talk sex between the first 20 laps and the last 40.
 
that's cause he just passed Biffle at the end, who was blocking to let Kenseth take off. Still all night it was a single file snorefest with Biffle and Kenseth 1 and 2 all night and that was the first race, where points didn't matter, they are points racing tonight.
You do realize that you get the most points for winning the race , right ?
 
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